Xueling lost my old Grumpy Bear sometime back. The following conversation ensued:
Me: Where's my rain bear?
Xueling: shrug I never lose it. Did you look in the woods?
Me: What woods?
Xueling: The teddy bear woods where they go for picnic.
Me: I've not looked.
Xueling: Maybe he go there himself and lion eat him.
Me: Well. That's going to make me right happy.
Xueling: Are you sad, daddy?
Me: ....
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