Cartoons in Tales of Transhumanism

Remember when cartoons fuckin' ruled? I turned the TV on recently and to my horror I saw that they'd CGI'd the shit outta the TMNT. What the fucking shit?

I remember The Raccoons. That show was the tits. You had these raccoons living in a forest, and this pink industrialist motherfucker with a crooked nose was always trying to fuck 'em over for some reason or other, and he had these mad three little piggie henchmen. That's a Goddamn cartoon.

Ulysses 31: a guy is in space for some fucking reason, and the Gods decide, for no apparent reason that I can think of, to send them halfway across the universe, and they have to get back to Earth with no fucking satnav or anything. That's a motherfucking cartoon.

These are but two examples of how things used to be. Now, cartoons are soulless CGI concoctions designed purely to sell toys. It's abhorrent and it's fucking disgusting, and whilst I'm disgusted with myself for getting all nostalgiafag on everyone's ass here, the bald fact remains - cartoons used to fucking rule, and now they suck.

Oh, and by the way - this here is the ending song for The Raccoons. This song alone is enough to convince me of The Raccoons' bad-assness.

This is the intro to Ulysses 31. If you don't like this shit, you suck.

Here's the song, if anyone is interested in hearing it without the VO: