Yeah, I'm going there.
Today, I tweeted the following: "Last time, idiots - if you're not gay, gay marriage doesn't affect you in any way, shape or form. Leave 'em to it." A few minutes after that, I lost six followers. Coincidence? Maybe. But then I received the following message: "It legitimizes the what should not be legitimized, the perverted. What's the next taboo to be condoned,...promoted?"
2014, folks. It's 2014. We think we're an advanced species, and yet there are still (a lot of) people out there who think like this.
Where's the perversion in two people loving each other? Are you gay-haters so fucking lonely in your own lives that you can't stand the thought of two people being happy with each other? I don't get this mindset. Gay people exist - get the fuck over it. It's about time we quashed this unwarranted hatred for people who don't subscribe to your own beliefs.
Ah... beliefs. This is something else. "But Skinny! The Bible says - " fuck what the Bible says. Have you actually read that fuckin' thing? The Bible also says "I permit no woman to teach or have authority over men; she is to keep silent." Timothy 2:11. So, how many of you religious idiots who protest gay marriage also protest women teachers? No? No-one? Hmm. Okay, forget that for a moment. Let's jump to this gem: "Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery." (Luke 16:18) How many of y'all Christians have divorced? Sorry, tsk, big no-no.
But there's more. "A bitched shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:2) A bitched is someone who was born outside of wedlock, which means you were born before your parents were married. Being born out of wedlock makes you filthy, apparently; so filthy in fact that it takes ten genetic steps down the line to wash how filthy it makes you. I'd start going through your family trees, if I were you.
"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28) - every single straight man on Earth. If anything, gays are more likely to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, if you gay-bashing Christ-tards truly fucking believe this document you so freely misconstrue.
Here's my favorite, the one all of these fundamentalist assholes ignore completely: "Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke [reason with] thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him. Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the Lord." (Leviticus 19: 17-18) - Speaks for itself, I think. Anyone who has ever committed violence in the name of the Bible or in the name of Christianity is breaking the fucking rules. All hate-speech is inherently un-Christian. Think about that. Stop reading this and think about that.
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12) - Okay this one is insanely specific, which makes it that much more awesome. This probably NEVER happens... but if a faithful wife decided to defend her husband by grabbing a guy by his junk, anyone would have God's blessing to cut her hand off. Yeah, don't see you fundies forcefully enacting this one.
"And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also." (Matthew 5:40) - So... if someone steals from you, give him something else, too? Steal one, get one free? Hey, this is cool.
Do you see my point? You can't just fucking chop-and-choose. Either you live by the Bible or you don't. Stop choosing the passages which gel with your mindset as a guide, stop using it as an excuse to be a bigoted fuck, and maybe start using it to do some good. Protesting gay marriage isn't fucking productive, you narrow-minded assholes. It doesn't affect you, it's none of your business. I'm tired of this moral outrage bullshit going on. If you really thought that the Bible was something worth living by, you wouldn't conveniently forget the more uncomfortable passages. You're fucking hypocritical assholes who contribute NOTHING to the world.
You're also dull, dull, dull. Angry, pinch-faced fucks who worry about shit that doesn't fucking matter. You get angry that people who aren't you can be happy. You fucking disgust me. I'd rather hang out with a pack of transvestite twinks and leather thong aficionados all day long than be in your company for five minutes. Put it like this, I've never felt I needed to take a long shower after hanging out with gays. After being in the company of fundamentalist right-wing Christian assholes, though, there ain't a shower hot enough that can remove the taint you've put on me simply by being in your presence. Fuck off.
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