DC #2 in Confessionals

I want to know EVERYTHING.

I am a person who wants or feels she needs to know EVERYTHING.

I have tried to listen through the walls when the doors are closed and certain people are in another office.

I constantly monitor the scan folders at work (the ones I am NOT supposed to have access to, but I do).

I try to squeeze information out of people, usually unsuccessfully.

I try to start up conversations, hoping it will lead to the "juice".

I monitor calendars of coworkers - they don't utilize them at all. :(

If I could hack emails, I would totally do that. I would do it all day and all night!

I just want to know.