Do you ever just sit there and wonder why you do things? Like “The Lofty Ambitions of the Intoxicated”
Well happy holidays everyone. We did it. Survived another holiday season, despite all odds.
Sometimes I think about this Pandemic and it really tends to boggle the mind that I don’t think people my age, middle aged, don’t really think about the how grand the impact of this all is going to be. This is going on years now, YEARS, and we’re all just plugging along, silently knowing that this probably wont be ending anytime soon (Happy to be wrong) but just this slow march that life seems to be doing right now.
Maybe the pandy has nothing to do with it and this is just another side dish of a developing midlife crisis.
So that sets the tone for the high this time around.
Do you ever just sit there and wonder why things didn’t work out. Like there’s no logical reason for that outlet to suddenly not have power. Sure I pressed the button that made the red light go out (“sir is the computer plugged in”)
Do you ever encounter a set state of mind where you feel like you instantly become a klutz or just less competent than your sober self.
Do you ever wonder why you say things?
Do you ever just stretch? That’s the good feels.
On a completely separate note. I just picked up “American Truck Simulator” I don’t get why that game is fun. I really… Just that I commute 45 minutes to and from work every day of the week. Why would I want to play a game about commuting. Commuting Simulator. Once we get to that point, we really are a perverse society.
He says as a “Survival” Genre player. “Ha Ha! Yes, I want a game about surviving out in the fucking wild punching trees and mining and shit that people advanced technology so far that they don’t have to do it anymore. Technology so advanced we can imitate what we did before the technology existed”
That was a hell of a ‘down the yellow brick road’ moment.
But seriously. Somehow ‘surviving’ is fun because we see that as easier than actually surviving.
Just sayin’
Alright lets try to play this game and see if I can make it to the actual game play.
Really it’s a wonder I manage to assemble my set up.
Picture a small dining room table, seats 4 max. No room for Potatoes on the table. That’s my desk. Then, out of another table, I took the leaflet before junking the table and that lays across the arms of my lazy-boy recliner. It’s wild how well it works. If I could get one on wheels that I could operate… oooo a Swivel.
There’s always room for improvement.
Do you ever have moments where you’re not sure what you just did but you’re Certain that you did it right?
Like I just rebound a whole bunch of keys then closed the window and was all “wait what”
This game is the full package. Even the radio stations are what I’d expect.
Also, I made a great fucking dinner tonight. Go Team!
Never forget self love. Which… Really? Do we have to call it that. Everyone I know is way too immature to not crack a joke about the phrase. Like “Care for you” was too hard, lets make this easy to be difficult to say in public. Maybe men aren’t afraid of being in touch with themselves, they just don’t want to say the phrase “self-love” in public.
“Excuse me sir this is a Chuck-e Cheese (or however the fuck that’s spelled) There’s children around”.
Kinda seems weird to have Cruise control on this game. Like, I get it, it’s got to be real or close to, but it’s like “ah yes, I don’t want to play with this half of the peripheral, thank you.”
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