God, I hate these fucking beardos. To me, the beard has become a bullseye for a fist on the face of a smug hipster. That's it. Very few men can get away with beards. Apparently, beards are all the rage in offices now.
I disagree. Fucking “urban” lumberjacks. Take your Macbooks, lattes, beards and bicycles back to fly-over land. If you're not a large homosexual, a homeless man in his fifties, or a woodcutter from a Grimm fairy-tale, and you have a beard, shave that shit off your face and fucking die.
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