1) Anybody who writes "should of" when they mean "should have". Bastards.
2) People who refer to their gaming PC as their "rig".
3) While I'm at it, people who confuse "their" with "they're".
4) This fuckwit.
5) "YOLO", "swag", white people who pretend they're "gangsta", and all that fuckin' dubstep horseshit they listen to. In fact, today's generation of teenagers are pretty much the textbook definition of cringe as far as I'm fucking concerned.
6) Any cunt who looks like this.
7) And this.
8) OH CHRIST, AND THIS.
9) The bickering between atheists and Christians. I'm an atheist, but for fuck's sake, don't lump me in with those assholes.
10) Absolutely everything this annoying cunt touches. Who the fuck let him in my country? Fuck's sake.
11) Social network "activism". Does Kony even know you fuckers exist? Doe Boko Haram give a flying fuck about your hashtag? No. You self absorbed fucks.
And, on that same token, 12) Cancer doesn't get beaten just because you clicked "like", you delusional cunts.
13) Planking, duckfaces, or anything else that requires you post a self-taken photograph of you looking like a complete fucking moron on the internet. Nobody wants to see that shit. Seek help.
14) People who purposely censor themselves with asterisks. Who the fuck are you trying to fool?
15) People who quote Wikipedia like it's fact. You realise Wikipedia is edited by random fucktards on the internet, right? You'd be better off using Encyclopedia Dramatica for facts, for Chrissakes.
More to come.

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