I know some people will judge me pretty harshly for this, but I like to shoplift. I like getting stuff for free, of course, but there's more to it for me. There's something very sexual about it. Every time I steal something I get very aroused.
This morning I was at the mall shopping for a few things when I had the idea to shoplift a few shirts from a department store. Stealing clothes from a department store is about as easy as it gets. You put them on in the fitting room under your own clothes and walk out. If you want to be really careful about it, make sure you are getting clothes that don't have security tags. If you're more daring like me, that doesn't matter. No one working at a store really thinks you're actually stealing something if you set of the security buzzer on your way out.
Walking out with two new shirts turned me on and I wanted to keep going. As a result of having to carry around diapers everywhere I go, I carry a large purse. It's so easy to walk into a store and casually drop things into my purse when no one is looking. I'm not going to mention store names, but I went into a well-known make-up store. It was very busy with a Saturday morning crowd and I just started taking things. I haven't paid for make-up or cosmetics in years.
My sex drive has been terrible lately, a combination of some therapy and pregnancy, but coming home with my new stuff always turns me on and I drag Jayson into the bedroom.
To be fair, I never steal from grocery stores, or from small independent "mom and pop" stores. Only large chains.
I have never been caught. I'm that good.
I went through a stretch a few years ago when I realized how awful the security was at one of the local big electronic stores and I went overboard. I took a total of 8 ipods and 3 ipads over the course of two weeks. Each time, I tested the security a little. The third ipad, I literally just picked it up and walked out with it in my hands. That's when I knew I could get away with anything there. When I returned to get a laptop, there was a big scary guy at the door checking receipts, so I decided my luck had run out.
I think people don't expect a young girl like me to be robbing them. I have stolen things that most people wouldn't consider because you average minimum wage employee just doesn't realize what is happening. I took large chair out of a hotel lobby one day. Just started pushing it toward the door because it was too heavy to lift. This nice guy came and offered to help, and he carried it to my car with me. No one at the hotel ever questioned anything.
The key to that type of shoplifting really is just acting confident. If it seems like you belong there, and you know what you're doing, other people don't question you.
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