...another deluge of idiocy.
The Gamefaqs forums are rife with whinging at the moment, specifically about Borderlands 2 on the PS Vita.
"Waahh wahhh this game sometimes slows down to under 30fps waaah"
Shut the fuck up. You have Borderlands 2 in your fucking pocket. Be grateful for that. Christ, you little fucks make me ashamed to be a gamer sometimes. Ten years ago you couldn't have a game like Borderlands on a portable device at all, let alone at 30fps. Now you've got a game with most of the DLC at less than £30 that you can play anywhere, and you're whining about something as petty as this? Eat an entire rucksack of dicks!
Besides, the game sometimes dips to between 25-28 fps? Boo fucking hoo. I had Half Life 1 in 1998 on a PC that could barely run it in 640 x 480 and I was stoked that my PC could play it at all. You little fuckers expect everything handed to you for zero effort, and it makes me sick.
Christ. What is it with today's generation of gamers? You get given the world and you turn your fucking nose up at it. Now we have topics on Gamefaqs entitled things like "I feel betrayed" and "this game is broken, it needs fixing". Betrayed! Broken! You little cunts! The only thing that is broken and needed to be fixed was the condom your dad used to fuck your mother with when you were conceived and was birthed into an unsuspecting and undeserving world! FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES!
No. Not an over-reaction. Kill yourselves. You are doomed and you are dragging us down with you. I identify myself as a gamer, but I do not want to be associated with you entitled little cunt-ticks. Fucking kill yourselves.

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