le two year old in General Chatterboxing

My 2 year old. My lovely child. Whom i love so much. Dumped my facewash into the toilet. Oh not just the oil. But the plastic bottle. Which is about 4 inches long and 1.5 inches wide. And he flushed it. Along with about 4 dollars in change. Oh my lovely son. I tried to plunge it, which made the situation so much worse. I managed to catch all other children from using it except one, who of course pooed in it. Then when my husband got home. He snaked it. For 2 hours. Which ended up involving removing the toilet from the floor, sitting it upside down ( can you imagine the poop water yet....) while i held it to break that bottle loose. And you know what, When it came out, It was in one piece. It was so bad, i was ready to say screw it and buy a new toilet. We had a fantastic evening.