Oh yay in General Chatterboxing

Sarcasm abound here. Wake up. Its tuesday, basketball day. So kid A goes to basketball, i get b c and d up in order to take b to school. How silly sometimes right. Anyway, go out to leave at school time, My truck is Totally dead. Battery gone! Figure oh well... he can just miss school. Go inside. he wants oatmeal so we start cooking it. He closes the microwave and hits the on button. Power goes out. LITERALLY. Wait a few minutes. Text the husband, you paid the bills? lol. He did. Wait a few more. Kids have to potty and no water to flush. So i call my mom. She gets up and comes over tries to jump my truck with her battery starter. Only it wont charge. At all. OMG. So we try for over an hr. Kids use the toilet without flushing. Two of them. Bathroom stinks BAd. We give up, her charger dosent have enough juice to charge my truck and mine is broken. One of the clamps is broken. And im parked in a way that she cant get her big truck forward enough to use jumper cables. Damn trash trailor is parked next to me. Literally im STUCK. So she takes us to the store and to her place for a couple hours. Just to give us a heater and some food and to get OUT. Come back, the power is on, the roast cooked ( yay) just in time to turn it over and add in the potatoes and carrots. Get the toilet working again, yeah that i work. Try to start my truck, after hours on the charger nothing. Try to plug in the charger but it has a female end. I dont have a freaking cable with a female end for this thing. UGH.
So now we are sitting here, just see whats going to happen. See if tony can get it going by any strange chance. I need my truck on Thursday... :/