aging out of relevancy 101 in 9 5 t h d i m e n s i on

millennial in a dunkaroos shirt eating sour patch kids on the couch having an existential crisis due to Lana del Rey AESTHETIC

just 4 short years ago I was working for the tf. Liza Minnelli tickets in hand. eggplant just up the escalators next to the zubaz store.

call eggplant. were having an emergency.

spring flower by creed. my favorite forever dress. Arcadia. Westwood. how was that four years ago?

lana del Rey released “lust for life” and it was such a moment of “aww she has her life together kinda”

now I’m the same age as l4l era Lana and I don’t think Stevie nicks or Sean Lennon will be calling me up anytime soon.

just remember kids, I walked so you all could run.