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The last 5 years never happened. I’m convinced it was a fever dream. I just got back from NYC and its March 2016. People are just wearing masks because it’s cool.

I honestly don’t even really have any significant memories since then.

LOL throwback to when I was talking about tricking Starbucks into giving me free soy milk and someone on here got super triggered and told me she managed all the Starbucks in NY and was gonna tell everyone that this has been going on. And in actuality I wasn’t even really doing that I just lied cause I had nothing else to write about. AH those were the days.

This time of year is extra weird cause I keep having these random meaningless memories pop into my head triggered by the fact that its bright outside and the snow melted and it’s warm. Like this random vision of going to the DMV with my dad when I was 11 to get my passport for Ireland. It had to have been 2001 cause I was like unhealthily obsessed with Sailor Moon. And we were driving there and the song Jaded by Aerosmith was playing and I was thinking about Sailor Moon and how I had rented the movie and how I planned to watch it like 5 more times before we had to return it.

When that espresso starts tasting like I should buy a bottle Spring Flower…

Last updated March 08, 2021