my Prius exausts rainbow farts in Talk Radio

Cis boys taken in by car culture & “my car is faster than your car” love to feel sorry for me & my slow-ass¹ Prius. It helps my memory is long enough to remember these guys being jelly the last time gas was more than $2/gallon, and they would be jelly again now if I were not avoiding all human beings. I’m barely driving and have filled my tank twice since the $1.90-kinda prices over the summer.

I make my cost of living very low so hard, most people cannot even comprehend how little I need. And how I earn so little, without a promotion in my future, I have to give up on working sometime before my costs catch up with me. I’m like the ultimate avocado-toast resisting millennial, so work related expenses are my biggest expenses, and the day I need to leave work to balance the budget was approaching when this quarantine came up. But until now, I have been surrounded by such tremendously selfish assholes, my big powers of conservation and budgeting has only made me a pathetic loser for temporarily embarrassed millionaires & bullies to take money from.

anyway, what I have learned from my loved ones becoming grifters who take most my hard earned money, I am making a willful effort in the direction of selfishness. And those people who love to point out how slow my car is…I truly hate their attitude and their endless, deeply internalized and how utterly projected is their drive to consume & prod others to consume.

It’s also projection how something like a Prius gets a bad rap for smug owners when it’s actually a reasonable defense vs idiots in my passenger seat literally getting a free ride and who were never asked for their opinion on my car.

Last updated March 02, 2021