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Gordon Bennett.
I've just finished South Park: The Stick of Truth. Honestly, the game was funny, pretty easy to control, and relatively bug-free. It was fucking hilarious, is what it was, but that last fucking boss was essentially a fucking series of quick-time events.
I fucking hate that shit.
Anyway, the game was great fun, until the last boss, of course, but I've uninstalled it and I doubt I'll be playing it again. It was fine, but it cost FAR too fucking much for what you got.
What else. Oh yeah, Terraria headaches. The console 1.2 update hit yesterday, like a fucking hurricane. Lots of children (no other word to describe them) in the forums bitching about how the new update corrupted their worlds. No fucking shit, you little morons. That's what tends to happen in sandbox games that receive giant updates like this, have you never played Minecraft? Fuckin' nooblets. "Waah waah my world is fucked waah". To make matters worse, since nobody fucking bugtests their games before releasing them anymore, the update was released with a ton of bugs, some serious, some downright hilarious.
Example: The Underworld now spawns an insanely high number of Shadow Chests. Don't worry if you don't have enough Shadow Keys, because for some reason you don't lose your Key when you open a chest anymore (lovely bugs!) - so you only need one. Don't get too excited, though, the Chests are only spawning crappy items.
The framerate has started to get choppy in certain areas, now, too - something else that should be fixed, considering this is a PS Vita I'm running it on and you could run Terraria on a fucking microwave.
In other gaming news, I'm about to finally complete Telltale's The Walking Dead series, and it's been a long time coming. I think I can kind of see where it's going (I've avoided spoilers this long, so don't you DARE fuck it up for me) but it's been quite the ride so far.
That's about it for gaming news. I have Final Fantasy X but I've totally stopped playing it. JRPGs just fucking suck, as far as I'm concerned. It kills me that they make up most of the Vita titles list, but there it is. Just waiting on BL2 and Minecraft, as well as Rogue Legacy, and that'll be it for a while.
Right, that's that. Go do something productive, would ya?
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