I’m so used to drinking coffee out of a paper cup with a lid on it that I actually buy “to-go” cups for when I’m drinking coffee around the house.
My days have been packed with so much activity these past couple weeks that when 9:00pm comes around I’m so spent that I just fall right asleep. I made the mistake of messaging a few Tinder matches at the end of my day only to realize that I’m too tired to even talk to them. Remember AOL instant messenger back in the day when you ran out of stuff to talk about and you try to keep the conversation going by writing: “SoOoOoOoOoOo”? That’s about my level of conversation skills when I message someone before bed. Actually, I think I’m going to try that as an opener for my next Tinder match.
I am taking some vacation days from work next week on Thursday and Friday so that will give me a nice four day weekend to do whatever I want. Hopefully things go better than they did a couple months ago when I used vacation days and my electric went out for the whole duration of my time off. I tried to make the best of it by buying a $5 Hot & Ready from Little Caesars and a 24pk of beer. That didn’t work though because I got bad acid reflux after only a couple beers and had to stop drinking (this is why I don’t drink beer).
I actually stopped by Little Caesars last night to get a Hot & Ready pizza. It’s really the butter flavored garlic dipping sauce from there that I like; not so much the pizza itself. No lie: I got out of my truck and started walking into the store and I saw this fat guy in there waiting on his order. I stopped and looked down at my belly and back up at him. I changed my mind and left. Lol. I never really realized it before, but Little Caesars is just cheap, shitty high calorie food for obese people. It’s kinda like Five Guys (the hamburger place), how they give you an enormous portion size so you can satiate your gluttony and justify it to yourself by telling yourself it was just one order. You don’t really feel so bad about eating an entire pizza yourself if it only cost $5.
As for this weekend I decided to do a hardcore downsizing at my house. I was up early this morning and already filling up my trash can with shit I don’t want to look at anymore.