Critters.... in What is my purpose?

So today has not been a great day for critters and I. First off I’m driving down a road I don’t normally go down but decided I wanted different scenery. Well going about 50-55 and a huge deer comes flying out of the corn field right out into the road in front of me. I slammed on my breaks and was screaming. So that took a good 20 minutes to calm down from.

I get home from picking my kids up and right by the back door steps is a hognose snake! I am 100% terrified of snakes!!! So here I stand out in the yard with my kids screaming because it slithered it’s way under the porch. I don’t like killing things but this was way to close to my house and I’m not waking up to him on my floor. So I went and got the shovel and slowly walked back up to the porch. All of a sudden I hear something tussling thru the leaves at a pretty quick speed. I again start screaming and it was only a toad. So I’m looking all over the place and I saw the snake come out of under the porch.. here I am again screaming because I had to kill it.

Needless to say I do not like hognose snakes and they do not belong anywhere near my house. Need another 20 to calm down from that one now.