In Truth, I Must in Just Some Shit

I CANNOT engage in this ruse any longer, uttering the American stereotypical standards of the black urban male. I am a SOPHISTICATE. I needn't utter base phrases nor "N" words derogatory of my own brethren! Must I speak as an uneducated fool for the pigment of my skin? NO, I dare say! Bitches be cray-cray if believing otherwise! I am A MAN. I must stand tall not only upon leg but WORD OF MOUTH. Gentlemanly. Whilst putting my Nike boots up some asses. THIS is how I must present myself, how I must be known. OH -- "The 'REAL' DiaryMaster"? He shady as ALL fuck, yo. I almost forgot why I'm here, didn't I?