Twitter in Space Skeleton FROM SPACE

The problem with giving everyone a voice is that the majority of people are douchebags. Luckily, there’s a website devoted to keeping all the douchebags in one easily accessible place, and that place is called Twitter. I have decided to go through Twitter and collect some of the best/worst examples of fuckwittery so you don’t have to. I’ll now post screengrabs.

WARNING - if you’re easily offended, you may want to skip this one. A lot of these tweets will be political in nature (pro-tip - I think Trump is a cunt, always have) so if you get offended at differing opinions and bad language, again - maybe this one ain’t for you. It will undoubtedly contain examples of misogyny, racism, homophobia, sexism, and general all-out douchebagery. Reader discretion is advised.

Ready? Go!

This one is describing a black teacher at some university or other in America. The tweet is still up. As you can see, Twitter really doesn’t have a problem with racism.

This one is just super funny. You know, the idea that Donald Trump fights corruption just… sorry, give me a minute, I can’t even type this without laughing.

tUmP iS a GeNiUs! Listen, buddy, if you can’t even spell your orange messiah’s name…

I wasn’t going to make this the Trump Twitter entry, but it’s fascinating to me.

I mean look at this shit.

But enough about fat, old, white racists, let’s take a look at James Woods’ account.

Oh.

Wow, James Woods is kind of a cock. Let’s dig a little deeper here.

America: Where “your mom” is considered witty.

James. James. James. Listen. Listen closely. You know why you were “blacklisted” by Hollywood? It’s because you’re a racist cunt.

Oh, now this is promising. Shall we see how his fascist followers reacted to the one good thing James Woods has ever tweeted?





So… is the right trying to paint themselves as more supportive of trans rights than the left? Is that what I’m seeing here?

This one is just baffling on every level. The Republican party is most definitely not the party of tolerance. “Don’t force your liberal gay trans propaganda down my throat! I’m too busy giving trans people a voice!” Did she even read this before hitting send?

These people are genuinely frightening.

What’s the phrase? Ah yes. “Triggered”.

I’m bored of this now, so I’m just going to end with me calling Piers Moron a cock.

You’re certainly a cock, Piers.

Last updated February 17, 2020