FLocci0717
I'm a walking contradiction: a loud introvert with the tendency to be creative but science based.
"We're All Mad Here."
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Insanity, your name is Baby. in Beauty in the Mundane
Sorry for the radio silence. Get ready for a painfully long, much needed catharsis from a first-time new mom. I got all knocked-up by my husband 11 months ago and I had a wonderful pregnancy, a f...
Defense: Hormonally insane. It's a real thing. in Beauty in the Mundane
Thank God I’ve never taken up Russian Roulette as a hobby…I would really suck at it. Three days after Halloween, I come to find I am totally, absolutely, undeniably knocked up. Naturally, I mak...
Hoe-lloween... in Beauty in the Mundane
My favorite holiday. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved it. The haunted houses, the scary movies, the costumes. It makes me so happy. The history of All Hallow’s Eve and the idea of being anythi...
My Mother: a walking maniac. in Beauty in the Mundane
I’ve had many complicated relationships in my life, but she takes the cake. My mother is possibly the most spoiled, self-indulging, excuse-hoarding, bitch I have ever met–but she gave birth to me...
Why we can't have anything nice. in Beauty in the Mundane
I’m usually a pretty positive person. I like to see the world with the glass half full. I don’t understand the purpose of living to be unhappy…so I choose to not be unhappy often. But right now,...
The Art of Not Fainting when someone self-eviscerates. in Beauty in the Mundane
If you have no idea how it feels to vasovagal (a.k.a. symptomatically faint), consider yourself pretty damn lucky. It’s very unpleasant. Imagine you are in a scenario in which your brain says “O...
Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf? in Beauty in the Mundane
So this is my introduction into online journals: I’ve just conquered another episode of Doctor Who (thanks, Netflix) with a mouth full of Cheese-It’s. I have a beautifully ornate Journal collecti...
