Johnny Carcinogen
You all make me physically ill.
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Pratchett in Chunky giblets
So. Sir Terry Pratchett has died. This has affected me more than any other death this year. I learned to read through The Colour of Magic back in the 90’s. I’ve read every book he’s written, I’ve...
Clerks II Scene: Porch Monkey in Chunky giblets
Randal Graves: Since when is it a crime to say “porch monkey”? Becky: Oh, since, I don’t know, forever?! Randal Graves: Why? Dante Hicks: Because porch monkey is a racial slur against black peopl...
Mobile app in Chunky giblets
Dear god, Pb, a mobile app. SERIOUSLY.
iPod shenanigens and Hitler Coke. in Chunky giblets
Christ. Not wanting people to steal your product, I get it. But this “5 computers only” thing is a nightmare, especially since I’ve forgotten to “de-authorize” two of them already. What a load of...
Back in Brighton! in Chunky giblets
Dunno why, but oh well. Ugh, though, I am hungover. Gonna give sobriety a try for a while. I scored £65 last night, which amounts to about $100 in American, give or take a buck. Which wasn’t too ...
Wut in Chunky giblets
How, jesus, how the fuck did I end up in Reading? Shiiiiiiit. Didn’t think I drank that much at all last night, but here I am. And there goes my battery. More later.
Sightly out of date update in Chunky giblets
Utterly and thoroughly bored. It’s Saturday night and I’m currently holed up in an abandoned tent somewhere in the woods in Bournemouth. It’s not waterproof so I will probably get soaked (it’s ju...
Screwed in Chunky giblets
And then some. Strap in, you ain’t gonna believe this one. I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to stash my rucksack in order to go drinking unencumbered. I think you know where this is going. Luc...
DER APPLE REICH SIEG HEIL in Chunky giblets
Well now. I’ve got two bottles of cheap plonk bought from Tesco and I’m feelin’ fine. I’m writing this out on my iPod’s Notes app, and I’ll copypaste it whenever I’m online next. This is handy as...
What now? in Chunky giblets
I’m in Salisbury, with the intent of heading to Bournemouth, perhaps. I don’t really know what I’m doing, if truth be told. I’m at this stage where plans are for other people. I should really try...
12? 13? Oh whatever in Chunky giblets
Well. Turns out that going legit is more expensive than I thought. An iTunes card costs a minimum of fifteen quid. Not currently in my budget. Still, it’s my birthday in a few weeks, so if anyone...
11. What up. in Chunky giblets
Hey, so, been a little while. My iPod died a horrible death. Luckily, that very same night I found an iPod Touch on a park bench, so I’m back online again - huzzah. Autocorrect is a faggot but at...
10. Wotta week. in Chunky giblets
Jesus Wept, where to begin. Kay, you know this weird fucking legal high going around at the moment known simply as “spice”? Here, have a look at this, but don’t expect any real-world info, since ...
9. Jumble of Thoughts in Chunky giblets
My deviated septum appears to be getting worse. I’d be worried about a tumor or something if the other side wasn’t so concave. I hope this isn’t something I’ll need correcting at some point, but ...
8. Quickie in Chunky giblets
Only got a few minutes so let’s make this brief. Still in Brighton, got a nasty cold, almost got my phone unlocked (but needs a SIM, no getting around that), so there’s that. Got some great tunes...
7. Finished with Brighton in Chunky giblets
I’ve gotta go someplace I’ve never been before. The wanderlust is acting up. Problem is, this country is so fucking depressing right now. I’m having a hard time justifying my own existence. Nothi...
6. Fucking *badass*. in Chunky giblets
So I bumped into Wozzer and we ended up embarking upon a pub crawl that spanned three towns. I found an iPhone 5 on the bus, with no contacts on the SIM card or the phone and no pictures or anyth...
5. Unreality in Chunky giblets
So. She dumped me. Oh, it was amicable enough, I guess, but the downshot of this is that I am homeless again. I’m doing okay. A few false starts (such as me spending two weeks off my head on var...
4. The Shutting The Fuck Up Challenge in Chunky giblets
Have you noticed this current trend? This “X Challenge” thing? Listen, sheep, let me clue you in on something. It’s not a challenge if the thing you are “challenged” (quotation marks because fuc...
3. Crazy Shit in Chunky giblets
So, according to Oxfam, the so-called “1%” will own as much wealth as half of the rest of the world by next year. The “1%”, in case anyone was wondering, makes up 85 people. That’s not a lot of p...
INTERMISSION in Chunky giblets
2. Nothing of Substance in Chunky giblets
Every time someone mentions OpenDiary on Prosebox, an angel commits hara kiri. OpenDiary OpenDiary OpenDiary OpenDiary OpenDiary. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things I have ever atte...
1. The Point in Chunky giblets
Let’s see… woke up, tried not to vomit, worried a tooth for a while, played some video-games, waited for contentment. Ain’t gonna find it, so I set off for the shop. People around. Jesus, I hate ...