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September 14, 2014

I'm Broken in 2014

Disclaimer - Possibly NSFW because there is talk of malfunctioning lady parts. So males (and females alike) you’ve been warned. I’m going to preface this by saying… the last time I went to an OB...


September 10, 2014

Why Doesn't She Just Leave (NSFW) in 2014

Domestic violence has been in the media spotlight a lot lately. I’m sure most of you know why. I’m here, though, to answer the question “Well, why doesn’t she just leave?” And to combat the assum...


(I apologize in advance for the language in this entry) My nephew is in jail. Not the 19 year old one who is nothing more than a large pre-pubescent idiot. The 20 something year old one (sorry,...


August 30, 2014

On Broadway in 2014

If my life was a musical I’d be singing my frustration right now. Jerry seems to be looking for reasons to get pissed off at me. We had a conversation last night. I was looking for something to ...


August 28, 2014

Juvenile Delinquent in 2014

Many years ago, about.... 13 or 14.... A certain girl, we’ll call her........... Sara.... Did some things she’s not proud of. However, it wasn’t until she was in her late 20s that she remembered ...


August 25, 2014

Loko in 2014

I’m going to preface this by saying that I am a little drunk. Or I was drunk, but now I’m just buzzed. Either way, I’m somewhat intoxicated, so bear with me. Drinking with a spouse is fun. Espec...


August 21, 2014

Oh SNAP in 2014

I'm getting really tired of this whole notbeingabletofindajob thing. It's old. It's not getting old, it's already ancient. I've applied for so many jobs that I'm either over-qualified for or com...


August 19, 2014

You've Got a Friend in Me in 2014

Or not. I really don't have any friends. Do you know how hard it is? I have one person I talk to on a semi-regular basis, and we are friendly... But do you know what it's like to wish you had fr...


August 17, 2014

Manic Panic in 2014

When I was young I wanted to do so many things I wasn't allowed to do. Things that normal people would be able to do without hesitation. Like walk to the mailbox. Wear clothes that my parents bou...


Today one of the giants from my childhood took his life. Depression is a serious and horrible thing. Whether it's a situational depression or a chemical imbalance that causes it, it sucks. It j...


Is that they bring fleas with them. Rescues pick them up off the street and take them in to their homes with more rescued animals. Then they take them to shelters or adoption events with even mo...


August 08, 2014

Technologically Stunted in 2014

Tiring to teach someone in their late-ish sixties how to use a brand new smart phone is aggravating. Watching her buy all the accessories she doesn't need from someone just looking for a bigger ...


August 05, 2014

Dirty Old Man in 2014

So yesterday I took Alanna and my nieces to tumbling class. I generally let my sister take them because I don't like being sequestered in the parents' "waiting room" the entire hour unable to see...


August 04, 2014

I'm A Lady in 2014

So the girls, Alanna and my nieces, decided to ask me about sixth grade dances and dating today. I explained to them that "dating" in the sixth grade means "Can my boyfriend come over and watch ...


August 03, 2014

I Am Groot in 2014

Never thought a stupid movie based on a comic book would make me cry.


Last week I babysat my nieces for a bit. They do tumbling now with Alanna. I took everyone to Marshall's to get a new tumbling outfit because the one she has she's worn to every class (don't worr...


July 28, 2014

All By Myself in 2014

When I was young I watched Tv shows like Jem and the Holograms, Gummy Bears, and Heathcliff. But I also watched shows like Murder She Wrote, Columbo, Dragnet, and Get Smart. I could have sung you...


July 23, 2014

Happy Halloween in 2014

With Halloween about three months away Jerry is getting sucked in to props and decorations and haunted house ideas. A little early but I'll let him have his fun. We did a pretty good job with the...


July 20, 2014

I Need Toilet Paper in 2014

Somewhat NSFW I love my husband. I really do. But the man has finally managed to injure himself. I keep telling him to stop sticking his hand down his pants and scratching his nuts but he has s...


April 26, 2014

Almost in 2014

This is going to be interesting typing an entry on my iPad. The keyboard is terribly small and I'm used to being able to type at lightning speed. Not so with this thing which is why I haven't wri...


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