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I'm Broken in 2014
Disclaimer - Possibly NSFW because there is talk of malfunctioning lady parts. So males (and females alike) you’ve been warned. I’m going to preface this by saying… the last time I went to an OB...
Why Doesn't She Just Leave (NSFW) in 2014
Domestic violence has been in the media spotlight a lot lately. I’m sure most of you know why. I’m here, though, to answer the question “Well, why doesn’t she just leave?” And to combat the assum...
Sometimes You Just Need to Slap Someone in 2014
(I apologize in advance for the language in this entry) My nephew is in jail. Not the 19 year old one who is nothing more than a large pre-pubescent idiot. The 20 something year old one (sorry,...
On Broadway in 2014
If my life was a musical I’d be singing my frustration right now. Jerry seems to be looking for reasons to get pissed off at me. We had a conversation last night. I was looking for something to ...
Juvenile Delinquent in 2014
Many years ago, about.... 13 or 14.... A certain girl, we’ll call her........... Sara.... Did some things she’s not proud of. However, it wasn’t until she was in her late 20s that she remembered ...
I’m going to preface this by saying that I am a little drunk. Or I was drunk, but now I’m just buzzed. Either way, I’m somewhat intoxicated, so bear with me. Drinking with a spouse is fun. Espec...
I'm getting really tired of this whole notbeingabletofindajob thing. It's old. It's not getting old, it's already ancient. I've applied for so many jobs that I'm either over-qualified for or com...
You've Got a Friend in Me in 2014
Or not. I really don't have any friends. Do you know how hard it is? I have one person I talk to on a semi-regular basis, and we are friendly... But do you know what it's like to wish you had fr...
Manic Panic in 2014
When I was young I wanted to do so many things I wasn't allowed to do. Things that normal people would be able to do without hesitation. Like walk to the mailbox. Wear clothes that my parents bou...
You Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me in 2014
Today one of the giants from my childhood took his life. Depression is a serious and horrible thing. Whether it's a situational depression or a chemical imbalance that causes it, it sucks. It j...
The Trouble With Rescuing Animals in 2014
Is that they bring fleas with them. Rescues pick them up off the street and take them in to their homes with more rescued animals. Then they take them to shelters or adoption events with even mo...
Technologically Stunted in 2014
Tiring to teach someone in their late-ish sixties how to use a brand new smart phone is aggravating. Watching her buy all the accessories she doesn't need from someone just looking for a bigger ...
Dirty Old Man in 2014
So yesterday I took Alanna and my nieces to tumbling class. I generally let my sister take them because I don't like being sequestered in the parents' "waiting room" the entire hour unable to see...
I'm A Lady in 2014
So the girls, Alanna and my nieces, decided to ask me about sixth grade dances and dating today. I explained to them that "dating" in the sixth grade means "Can my boyfriend come over and watch ...
I Am Groot in 2014
Never thought a stupid movie based on a comic book would make me cry.
Would You Like Fries With That in 2014
Last week I babysat my nieces for a bit. They do tumbling now with Alanna. I took everyone to Marshall's to get a new tumbling outfit because the one she has she's worn to every class (don't worr...
All By Myself in 2014
When I was young I watched Tv shows like Jem and the Holograms, Gummy Bears, and Heathcliff. But I also watched shows like Murder She Wrote, Columbo, Dragnet, and Get Smart. I could have sung you...
Happy Halloween in 2014
With Halloween about three months away Jerry is getting sucked in to props and decorations and haunted house ideas. A little early but I'll let him have his fun. We did a pretty good job with the...
I Need Toilet Paper in 2014
Somewhat NSFW I love my husband. I really do. But the man has finally managed to injure himself. I keep telling him to stop sticking his hand down his pants and scratching his nuts but he has s...
This is going to be interesting typing an entry on my iPad. The keyboard is terribly small and I'm used to being able to type at lightning speed. Not so with this thing which is why I haven't wri...