Who's Laughing Now?
Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
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This guy... in Tales of Transhumanism
... has no fucking chance. He's either mentally imbalanced or he has a weird-ass sense of humour. Either way, mate, keep fuckin' dreaming. This guy's suing the state of New York for $2,000,000,0...
Bad habits in Tales of Transhumanism
Huh. Even I, as magnificent as I am, am not immune to habit; just now, when typing in the URL of this place, I realised I'd automatically started typing "ope" before correcting myself. I suppos...
Uninteresting gaming crap in Tales of Transhumanism
My "craptop" isn't as crap as I thought it might have been. With some hardcore fucking tweaking I have managed to get Borderlands to run at an acceptable frame-rate. BL2 most likely wouldn't dig ...
SPAWN MOAR OVERLORDS in Tales of Transhumanism
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE Hmm? Wy, yes, I am Starcrafting it tonight, why do you ask? Nuub! SPAWN MOAR FUCKING KEKEKEKE
Harry Enfield and our "DATS RACEEST!" culture in Tales of Transhumanism
So. Harry Enfield has been accused of being racist once again. https://uk.tv.yahoo.com/harry-enfield-in-bbc-race-row-%E2%80%93-daily-tv-round-up-100448081.html What's wrong with us in this fucki...
Update on this #bringbackourgirls dumbfuckery in Tales of Transhumanism
"Im nigerian and i find this so disrespectful. People have turned this #bringbackourgirls into a fad. Do you even know how/why the girls were kidnapped and by who? Do you even care? Or are you ju...
The Michael Sam "controversy" in a nutshell in Tales of Transhumanism
http://youtu.be/q_MLi2wAfdM And, in case you were wondering, it really doesn't matter, it really doesn't affect you, and it really is none of your business. Let the man play ball, for fuck's sak...
Hump Day in Tales of Transhumanism
1) "Hump Day" is fucking stupid. Therefore 2) You are stupid if you ever say "Happy Hump Day!", and 3) I fucking hate you all. Every day is hump day in my household. I'm saying I get laid a...
No words in Tales of Transhumanism
Read this. http://tiny.cc/c6nvfx
Mind boggling. in Tales of Transhumanism
It was rude, callous, and not particularly pleasant, but a man is facing jail after posting a joke on facebook. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27414381 "All sentencing options are open"....
This picture in Tales of Transhumanism
wins the internet.
Reviews in Tales of Transhumanism
My belief that reviews are to be ignored almost completely is fully justified. The IGN review of Borderlands 2 on the Vita was less than complimentary, and subsequent reviews were also lukewarm, ...
More food for thought in Tales of Transhumanism
Especially if you call yourself a "science geek" just because you watch The Big Bang Theory.
1) Anybody who writes "should of" when they mean "should have". Bastards. 2) People who refer to their gaming PC as their "rig". 3) While I'm at it, people who confuse "their" with "they're". ...
A reminder in Tales of Transhumanism
Remember, folks, if you're offended by anything you see on my Prosebox journal thingy TOO FUCKING BAD. You do, of course, have the right to be offended. You just don't have the right to waste ...
Borderlands 2 Vita reviews in Tales of Transhumanism
They're in, and they're not as complimentary as I kinda hoped, but let's be honest here - these reviews are almost all comparing the Vita version to the PC or Xbox 360 versions. That's not really...
And on that note... in Tales of Transhumanism
Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents? "He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter." "Such a tragic accident they we...
You feel *what*? in Tales of Transhumanism
So get this. A man named Ryan Noval has said that he feels "raped" after a nurse allegedly sealed up his newborn baby's mouth with surgical tape. This is a phrase that needs to die. Okay, mate,...
H.R. Giger in Tales of Transhumanism
I'm not one for art. In fact, just about all modern art, and the vapid cunts who call themselves "artists", tends to make me break out in uncontrollable vomit. But Giger was something else. I've...
"News" in Tales of Transhumanism
Well, let's see what's been happening this week. Justine Beiber and her mother were booed at a basketball game. Caroline Aherne has lung cancer :(. The prickwad-infested KKK was confronted by ...
Oh, Russia. For fuck's sake. in Tales of Transhumanism
Well, Russia is lulzworthy once again. This time they've decided to hit The Sims 4 with an adult rating simply because you have the option to enter into same-sex relationships in the game. The po...
Twitter bollocks in Tales of Transhumanism
I completely forgot why I made a twitter account, but if you're so inclined you can catch my award-winning tweets of pure hatred: @CaptainFeck I promise I'll update more if I get some more follo...
New Foamy toon in Tales of Transhumanism
Enjoy... http://youtu.be/3m_-PeHNcHU
"Scary" games in Tales of Transhumanism
After just recently beating Penumbra (unholy shit-yourself-fest: ) I decided to pursue some of the "scarier" games out there. I add quotation marks simply because there are some out there who bel...
Poetry!!! in Tales of Transhumanism
It's raining It's pouring My girlfriend won't stop snoring She'll go to bed And bump her head And wake me up in the fucking morning every time without fail because she can't get out of bed w...
