Who's Laughing Now?
Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
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Another day... in Tales of Transhumanism
...another video-game related murder that is badly headlined. Still, at least they don't intimate that the video-games made him violent. The guy named his kid Daymeon, for fuck's sake, it was al...
What? in Tales of Transhumanism
You thought I was gone? Cute.
Wat in Tales of Transhumanism
So a few entries ago I wrote about racism, and that how anybody on the planet who is racist is a complete fucking asshole, and I receive the following comments: "the definition of a racist is on...
So yesterday, right, I bought Mortal Kombat from the PSN. That's two games in two days; I bought Assassin's Creed - Liberation the day before. Liberation is an ugly fucking game. It's muddy as ...
*Snaps fingers* Genocide! in Tales of Transhumanism
It's the only solution. The morons have long overtaken the intelligent on this planet, and the only workable solution is genocide. This guy on Reddit has just named his baby daughter solely on t...
Retarded in Tales of Transhumanism
On the journal that was unfairly erased by You Know Who, I once wrote a long-ass entry about how I thought that our attitude to certain words was kind of fucking retarded, and I made a lot of lon...
Bullshit! in Tales of Transhumanism
CEX just sold me a second-hand copy of Assassin's Creed III - Liberation for £18. I just went on the PSN to see how much they were selling it for, and they're selling it brand new for £14.99. I ...
Weird in Tales of Transhumanism
Dammit, I just wrote someone a long note and now I'm all written out, for now. So I guess I'll go out and listen to some music and drink a forty or something. I'll be back later, try not to get a...
OpenDiary ED article in Tales of Transhumanism
Yep, back in the day there was an ED article on OpenDiary - and it still exists today. The information is extremely out of date but it's still hilarious to read - especially since, back in the ea...
Today in Tales of Transhumanism
I'm gonna listen to some music, gonna do a bit of exercise, maybe go out and get plastered NO WAIT maybe not that. I might head over to CEX and see if they've got anything I want. Not much happ...
LULZ in Tales of Transhumanism
"Kudo" is disappearing, just to be replaced with something similar (if not exactly the same) Can't help but notice that those diarists who are sucking up to Simple Mind over this are the same pe...
Incredible in Tales of Transhumanism
SEVERE-ASS WARNING: What I am about to write will contain racist slurs, but get some perspective - I am not using these slurs against anyone or for any purpose other than accurately documenting a...
Vic Fontaine Presents in Tales of Transhumanism
Mr James Darren, ladies and gentlemen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQuLWY5tde0&list=PL159A42D23EF47F34 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2WZu6ZQ_9o&list=PL159A42D23EF47F34 http://www....
Kudo in Tales of Transhumanism
WARNING: If you're offended, I'm sorry. I'm not sorry that I've offended you, I'm sorry that you're such a crybaby. So. Prosebox has decided to confuse a journal site with a social network platf...
Sweet Jesus, why? in Tales of Transhumanism
For some bizarre reason, I decided that it would be a superb idea to go jogging this morning. Hilarious. The good news is, I don't think I did any permanent damage. I even managed not to throw u...
Clearout in Tales of Transhumanism
You know the drill by now. Don't comment until you've read the first entry. So, today I've gone 'round the flat looking for all the bits and pieces for all my consoles. So far, I've found a Sega...
Quick lulz for you in Tales of Transhumanism
1) Go to google.com 2) Type in the following: "Which 80's star died from drowning on sperm" 3) First result 4) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...
Strapping Young Lad in Tales of Transhumanism
FUCK YEAH STRAPPING YOUNG LAD My favorite SYL album is still, to this day, Alien. I could write an entire entry on how this album fuckin' rules, using high-falutin' five-dollar words like some ...
Rain in Tales of Transhumanism
ACHTUNG! Wenn Sie nicht mögen, was Sie hier lesen, erzählen Sie mir nicht darüber nach, einfach weg! Lesen Sie den ersten Eintrag, bevor Sie einen Kommentar! Well, it's pissing it down out there...
Priorities: quite low. in Tales of Transhumanism
So. North Korea have gotten pissy at a London salon because their adverts feature a picture of Kim Jong-Cartman with the phrase "Bad hair day?" http://www.afp.com/en/news/n-korea-protests-uk-o...
30 lulzy musical disses in Tales of Transhumanism
Wayne Coyne on Arcade Fire “I get really tired of their pompousness [sic]… We’ve played some shows with them and they really treat people like shit. People treat Arcade Fire like they’re the gre...
Music in Tales of Transhumanism
WARNING: Your musical tastes are irrelevant. Here's some of what I like. Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, Arctic Monkeys, Coldplay, Disneyfied, soft, "easy listenin'", country, weak-ass-poppy-hip-hop-...
Final Fantasy Fucking X in Tales of Transhumanism
Or, "Why I fucking hate JRPGs". See, I used to like them. Like them - I was never obsessed over them as your typical weeaboo is. Nah, I thought they were interesting, told a decent (if, usually,...
Generic Title Here in Tales of Transhumanism
Warning: This band are too fucking good for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1rcYBP0FdL8
Lulz in Tales of Transhumanism
Warning: Don't comment until you've read the first entry. Siriusly. I've written enough for today. Watch Foamy and shut the fuck up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q...