Vilos Cohaagen
"You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
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Voyager Drinking Game rules amendment in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
You could actually use this rule in any sci-fi based show: Whenever someone says the words "phenomena" or "phenomenon", all players must sing THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2P68iML-VM an...
HAHAHAHAHA in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
Ah, man, I fuckin' love the internet.
Demotivational Of The Month in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
LULZ In other news, you people are fuckin' hilarious.
The Truth Part One in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
MMORPGs - a glossary in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
WARNING - You will be offended if you blah blah blah. Let this picture set the tone of the entry: Here's a quick guide to MMORPG-speak for those who have lives. Aggro - Sex appeal to enemies. ...
OMG DONT FEED THE TROLLS U GUISE!!11!11! in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
HEADS UP: You will be offended here. "Don't feed the trolls" is a phrase often used on webforums, Prosebox, facebook, Twitter, LiveJournal and, up until it's most hilarious demise, Opendiary comm...
This... in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
... should perfectly explain how I felt about getting dumped by C a couple months ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCHKlEFQ2uo
Piss-wet-through in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
So the weather is crap, as per. It's okay, though, because it's an excuse for us to sit around the apartment doing nothing much past watching TV and drinking beer. Been playing the Voyager drin...
Weird few days in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
So, let's see. I marathoned season 2 and half of 3 of Voyager over two days. One of the cats is in season for the first time, and as the only male in the flat, it's been disturbing at best; she k...
Valentine's Day in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less Than dinner for two. Actually, belay that order. I spent the night and most of the morning trying to get back from that cunthole city London. I ...
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
I'm back in London. This is NOT a good thing. Fuck.
DIE WAFFEN! Legt AN! in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
This is the music that plays continuously through my head when I have to go shopping for booze and the damned place is packed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0
Damn. in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
You wake up for the first time hating people a little less than usual, thinking to yourself "you know what, let's give people a chance to prove they're not all cunts", and then you read this. ht...
Famous Star Trek cameos in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
Loads of famous people have popped up in the Star Trek series' from time to time. See if you knew any of these. The three time NBA Champion James Worthy played Koral, a Klingon mercenary and s...
Freelancer in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
If you're any kind of gamer, and any kind of sci-fi fan, you really need to get your hands on a copy of Freelancer. I can't give you any links, but GOG doesn't have it, and there's always The Bay...
On the Morrow in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
Got Morrowind up and running on my single-core piece of shit laptop at an acceptable framerate, using nothing more than the Graphics Extender. This is nothing short of a fucking miracle, because ...
Valentine's Day in a nutshell in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
Quick survey WITH PICS!!!111one!!11!!! in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
Currently drinking: Currently eating: Currently watching: Currently thinking:
Hey, you know what I'd love to see on PB? in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
FORUMS. Make it so.
My thoughts on Star Trek Voyager in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
Voyager is FUCKING AWESOME. And also, the only Star Trek worth watching from start to finish. These are not all of my millions of reasons. But they are a great 10 reasons. Read on. Captain Kat...
PSA in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
This is a public service announcement, brought to by Vilos Cohaagen. Think you're getting the fucking point yet?
My living room in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
I'm sat at my coffee table in my living room, looking around for what seems to be the first time in my life, and I've noticed something odd. We have a fuck-sight too many sofas. Let's see. Ther...
LOL DONGS in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
Your opinion of me or my writing is irrelevant. If you don't want me criticizing a site that YOU are NOT financially invested in WHATSOEVER... well, don't read me, for I shall write whatever the ...
t.A.T.u in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
t.A.T.u. (Tatu for anybody too lazy to type that shit out) is a Russian pop group composed of two underage chicks who were forced into lesbianism by their pedo manager. THe girls are named Лена...
Themes in The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen
You know, it occurs to me that it doesn't matter what I set my theme as on PB - if YOU have YOUR theme as pink, then MY PB will appear to YOU as pink. Which kind of ruins the whole fucking exper...
