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You will spend what feels like months trying to get them to say a word correctly, but you’ll still be a little sad when they actually do. Pippa currently says “count-ulator” for calculator and a...

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You will leave the house at lease once without realizing you still have stickers on your face… and in your hair… and on your butt.

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The odds of anything good following the word “Surprise!” are pretty slim. Yes, you might get a macaroni art project consisting of 4 pieces of macaroni and 5 lbs of glue. But you might also get a ...

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"Where are your pants?" Multiple times a day. Sometimes you'll get to change it up and say "Why are you naked?" Hopefully you'll never have to say either of these things in a public setting. Try ...

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Once you start potty training, your house will always smell faintly of pee.

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