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I took up the hobby of roller-skating over the summer AND IT’S LITERALLY THE MOST FUN EVER.... like I could rollerskate for probably hours. I think the reason a lot of ppl who have tried skating ...

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wow how long has it been since I was on here? ANywho… after a great time of consideration (approximately 30 minutes) I’ve decided to take the occupation of being a farmer (crazy right?). I’ve com...

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I don’t know about anyone else but… Jewelry businesses feel kinda like a waste of money. Like of course if you like how they look, I understand that but does it really matter if a diamond is fake...

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I felt itchy and A MFFFF LONG LEGGED SPIDER WAS ON MY LEG ITS DEAD NOW but WHY HELL NO 🕷️

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I had a ant infestation like.... a month ago and I FELT SO BADD I microwaved some soup and forgot about it in the microwave for 5 DAYS and then my mom (btw happy mothers day or whateva) found the...

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THERE’S A WHOLE FREEEAKING COLONY OF SPIDER EGGS NEAR THE DOOR OF MY HOUSE… SOME HAVE ALREADY HATCHED AND THERE WERE LIKE A MILLION OF THEM… if i stop posting writing entries, you know why…

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One time I was using the bathroom in school, and every time I use the bathroom, I gotta fart. So I’m there mindin my business and I’m about to fart till SUDDENLY a group of girls come in. I’m lik...

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Just saw that Dreamsexual (the mc youtuber) is a real thing. 😦 WHAT… maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if a meteor hit the earth rn…

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turns out I was putting the link address instead of the image address… bruh 😐

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It was a dark and stormy night, I had just clogged a toilet in the JCpenny’s public restroom and behind me was a super long line. I had no choice than to act surprised when I came out and warn th...

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Our lunch room @ school has a bunch of outlets near the tables (probably to charge ur phone or laptop). So sometimes I wonder if I could bring a mini waffle maker, cause like it only takes like… ...

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uh… like did they just go up to a cow and decided the squish the udder or.... sounds kinda suspicious....

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okay I just saw a recent post on here talking about FRUIT TARTS but I misread it as fruit farts (hahaha fart). So now I’m here thinkin… is there a product out there that makes your farts smell ni...

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These stairs @school are irl nightmares because - they make me suffer - make me late for class - they suck - and most importantly, make me breath like a hog Idk what drugs they put in those stai...

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I really love the art that graffiti artists have to offer, it can be super cool and meaningful or wuteva. HOWEVER if you’re one of the people just does a weird messy graffiti word that just looks...

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I really wonder how fish sleep with their eyes open all the time, they probably just space out when they’re going to sleep but shi must be hard tho… Also I feel like fish would be weird with eyel...

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if I ask what time it is and you say “it’s a quarter to blah blah”, JUST SAY THE TIME. I DONT HAVE TIME TO DO MATH. also why does it exist, it probably just ends up wasting more time than if I we...

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someone opened a door for me, of the opposite gender.. NOBODY DOES THAT FOR ME EXCEPT GIRLS, btw to all the girls who have opened the door for me in the past, I appreciate that and you are hot as...

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I remember wiping my snot on those rainbow rugs they have in kindergarten… why did I do that and also what is the reason that this is one of my core memories???

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just wondering… PROMISE IM NOT A PEDO OR SOMETHING

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why did they put the change pfp and settings in misc… couldn’t they have put it in the update profile section?… kinda wacky ngl… I was looking for it like… 30 minutes.

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I can’t believe it....

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Basically, if you’re my friend irl, or maybe virtually actually, I probably talk to you in my brain. Now, I feel like it’s sort of weird in a way because I feel it’s almost creepy, but not really...

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had cable until parents removed when I was 4. so I was stuck watching pbs kids and antenna Tv (channel), which wasn’t too bad since I enjoyed them, but I still reeallly wanted to watch cartoon ne...

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I used to dab whenever I sneezed and said that was just how I sneezed whenever someone called me out… I should’ve been put down right at that moment.

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