The Thirsty Oriental

Entries 414

Page 1 of 17

WE HAVE A TIE! Sorry. As you can see, I was on a bit of a Tom Petty kick this time around… One Free Fallin’ -Tom Petty Two Wildflowers -Tom Petty Three Up Around the Bend- Creedence Clearwater Re...


November 05, 2017

The New Normal in Rhapsody in Yellow

I wrote this on OD about Sandy Hook. I’ve reposted it every time there’s been a mass shooting, which seems like it’s happened more often lately. Obviously, we don’t know much about what happened...


Like the final, cum-seeping spasms of a satisfying orgasm, Halloween is in its last throes here in my neck of the woods. I think I have time to get one more Halloween playlist in before I am Hal...


Does anyone spell it with an apostrophe? “Hallowe’en?” I mean, I know it’s technically more correct or whatever, but I find it to be annoyingly pretentious. Kind of like when Giada de Laurentiis ...


“Car’s running perfect. The new motor is running great. But… we have to show you something.” Oh, fuck me. That’s not what I wanted to hear. They opened up the back seat of my car, and showed me J...


I was going to write an exhaustive, section by section TJ’s shopping guide. But… that’s just a lot of stuff that no one really wants to read (even more so than what I am about to do). Instead, I’...


After writing about my three and a half year tenure at Trader Joes, a couple of you requested a Trader Joe’s shopping guide. So, here it is. My unbiased, unfiltered, somewhat insider guide to wha...


With Hurricane Irma possibly making landfall right on top of my little slice of the Eastern Seaboard, I’ve started stockpiling some necessities. We also have some beer, wine, tequila, and some C...


NASCAR. It’s been a part of my life… well, for about as long as I’ve been masturbating. Over thirty years. I won’t speak much to my mental capacity, but I do seem to have a knack for memorizing r...


Thank you to evvvvvvvverrrrrryyyyyone who played. Really good turnout this time around, folks! And a lot of you did really, really well! Here are the answers… One- “Sweet Transvestite” -Rocky Hor...


Happy National Hot Dog Day! Now, go eat a wiener. Take the Name That Tune Quiz HERE!


My latest experience trying to find Zima at the Food Lion got me thinking about grocery stores. Here’s what we have in this area: Trader Joe’s- Good prices on some things. Bad prices on other thi...


In the beer aisle at the Food Lion… “Hey, do you guys carry Zima?” “Zima? What’s that?” The girl working the beer area looked seriously perplexed. “Zima. You know- that drink from the 90s they ju...


I don’t know about you, but… It just doesn’t look right, I tell ya. When I used to work at Trader Joes, I’d always change them, every chance I got. I’m sure it pissed some people off, but I was ...


This will likely get me a lot of flak, but there’s something I’ve gotta say. I say this as a U.S. Air Force veteran. I say this as someone who used to work overseas in military intelligence. I sa...


Well, gee whiz- it’s a damn good thing that I decided to check my oil this morning… I wasn’t exactly expecting to find that under the hood. I’m guessing that the four-year old decided to see if ...


June 21, 2017

Flower in Rhapsody in Yellow

Thanks for the memories, Marc-Andre Fleury.


Our little boy just turned four on Wednesday, but as a father… and an owner of not one, but TWO Subarus.... I don’t know, guys. This commercial kind of makes me want to bawl my fucking eyes out ...


The Beatles. No band is as iconic. No band is as famous. No band has had their entire catalogue more thoroughly critiqued, researched, constructed, and deconstructed. The thing about the Beatle...


As much as I enjoy Jimmy Buffett’s music, and as much as I enjoy going to his concerts, I recognize the fact that he is a much better businessman than he is a musician, and I certainly am aware t...


Does it seem to anyone else like the best parking places are occupied by the nicest cars in the parking lot? I’m not even talking about handicapped spots or other reserved spots. I’m just talking...



There is a sour taste in my mouth. No, it’s not me forgetting to keep my mouth closed the last time I masturbated… It’s everything I see that says “Happy Memorial Day!” It’s the endless barrage o...


It really turns her on. That’s what happens when you are in a town with ZERO stoplights.


A song you like with a color in the title. “Red and Black” -from Les Mis A song you like with a number in the title. “99 Luftballoons” -Nena If you know what the translation is, you may notice...


Books 1


535 Entries
Public

Sidebar content coming soon.