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The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen

by Vilos Cohaagen

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You could actually use this rule in any sci-fi based show: Whenever someone says the words "phenomena" or "phenomenon", all players must sing THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2P68iML-VM an...


February 19, 2014

HAHAHAHAHA

Ah, man, I fuckin' love the internet.


February 18, 2014

Demotivational Of The Month

LULZ In other news, you people are fuckin' hilarious.


February 18, 2014

The Truth Part One


February 18, 2014

MMORPGs - a glossary

WARNING - You will be offended if you blah blah blah. Let this picture set the tone of the entry: Here's a quick guide to MMORPG-speak for those who have lives. Aggro - Sex appeal to enemies. ...


HEADS UP: You will be offended here. "Don't feed the trolls" is a phrase often used on webforums, Prosebox, facebook, Twitter, LiveJournal and, up until it's most hilarious demise, Opendiary comm...


February 18, 2014

This...

... should perfectly explain how I felt about getting dumped by C a couple months ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCHKlEFQ2uo


February 18, 2014

Piss-wet-through

So the weather is crap, as per. It's okay, though, because it's an excuse for us to sit around the apartment doing nothing much past watching TV and drinking beer. Been playing the Voyager drin...


February 16, 2014

Weird few days

So, let's see. I marathoned season 2 and half of 3 of Voyager over two days. One of the cats is in season for the first time, and as the only male in the flat, it's been disturbing at best; she k...


February 14, 2014

Valentine's Day

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less Than dinner for two. Actually, belay that order. I spent the night and most of the morning trying to get back from that cunthole city London. I ...


February 13, 2014

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I'm back in London. This is NOT a good thing. Fuck.


February 13, 2014

DIE WAFFEN! Legt AN!

This is the music that plays continuously through my head when I have to go shopping for booze and the damned place is packed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0


February 13, 2014

Damn.

You wake up for the first time hating people a little less than usual, thinking to yourself "you know what, let's give people a chance to prove they're not all cunts", and then you read this. ht...


February 13, 2014

Famous Star Trek cameos

Loads of famous people have popped up in the Star Trek series' from time to time. See if you knew any of these. The three time NBA Champion James Worthy played Koral, a Klingon mercenary and s...


February 13, 2014

Freelancer

If you're any kind of gamer, and any kind of sci-fi fan, you really need to get your hands on a copy of Freelancer. I can't give you any links, but GOG doesn't have it, and there's always The Bay...


February 12, 2014

On the Morrow

Got Morrowind up and running on my single-core piece of shit laptop at an acceptable framerate, using nothing more than the Graphics Extender. This is nothing short of a fucking miracle, because ...


February 12, 2014

Valentine's Day in a nutshell


Currently drinking: Currently eating: Currently watching: Currently thinking:


FORUMS. Make it so.


Voyager is FUCKING AWESOME. And also, the only Star Trek worth watching from start to finish. These are not all of my millions of reasons. But they are a great 10 reasons. Read on. Captain Kat...


February 11, 2014

PSA

This is a public service announcement, brought to by Vilos Cohaagen. Think you're getting the fucking point yet?


February 11, 2014

My living room

I'm sat at my coffee table in my living room, looking around for what seems to be the first time in my life, and I've noticed something odd. We have a fuck-sight too many sofas. Let's see. Ther...


February 11, 2014

LOL DONGS

Your opinion of me or my writing is irrelevant. If you don't want me criticizing a site that YOU are NOT financially invested in WHATSOEVER... well, don't read me, for I shall write whatever the ...


February 11, 2014

t.A.T.u

t.A.T.u. (Tatu for anybody too lazy to type that shit out) is a Russian pop group composed of two underage chicks who were forced into lesbianism by their pedo manager. THe girls are named Лена...


February 11, 2014

Themes

You know, it occurs to me that it doesn't matter what I set my theme as on PB - if YOU have YOUR theme as pink, then MY PB will appear to YOU as pink. Which kind of ruins the whole fucking exper...


Book Description

From bad to worse to okayish to bad again to fucking incredible to mheh to whatever.

Thirty-year-old mental-patient Star Trek fanatic with nothing better to do than drink beer, play old PC games and eat junk food, and generally whinge about everything. Naughty language, extreme views, personal opinions and horrible shit. You might not agree with anything I write here, but your personal opinions of my writing are largely irrelevant. Consider this your one and only warning. I love you. No, seriously, you’re fucking amazing.