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The Untimely Death of Vilos Cohaagen

by Vilos Cohaagen

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February 23, 2014

Now THAT'S comedy.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cleaner-sala-murat-gallery-accidentally-3168013 "Art".


February 23, 2014

The OD drinking game

Rules are simple. Every time you see someone mention OD on the front page of Prosebox, take a shot. I can guarantee you will be absolutely smashed in no time.


February 23, 2014

Teh lulz be strong

There are a few people here , who shall (at the moment) remain nameless, who are unintentionally hilarious. Like the one who acts like she owns the site and has the right to tell others how to wr...


February 23, 2014

Stuff

Just got through installing a ton of games from GOG.com and Steam. I decided to treat myself and blow a fair amount of cash on some of the games I loved as a kid. So we have Divine Divinity, we...


February 22, 2014

Suggestions 2

You know what I'd love to be able to do here on PB? Add pictures in comments like you can in entries.


Has to be Year of Hell and Year of Hell Part 2. Read on, if you have the patience. Some time prior to 2174, the brilliant Krenim military temporal scientist Annorax, of the once-powerful Krenim ...


February 22, 2014

Let it go

OD is dead. It has gone. We were shafted, true, but do we really feel the need to go on and on about it? I could spend the rest of my life without ever seeing the letters O and D on the front...


February 22, 2014

*Facepalm*

It's not really a secret, but we don't really tell that many people about it. A couple years ago, my family was on vacation in Nevada. We went to Las Vegas and went to the shows and whatnot. It's...


February 22, 2014

KABOOM

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S ...


February 22, 2014

Sunny twat

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers ...


February 22, 2014

I REGRET NOTHING!

I really should hate this band AND this song, but I don't, so fuck you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y_VMe6wTRo


February 22, 2014

Festive

Christmas means fuck-all to me, but this soundtrack makes perfect sense on the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo3VAltxlr8


February 22, 2014

Oh dear Jesus

I'm out of alcohol! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsX2ME1i7F8 Do you know what this means?!? It means i have to open the fucking sherry! And I fucking hate sherry!


February 22, 2014

I have no life

Not that it's any of your business. Currently doing: Trying to stay awake whilst I reinstall FFXI and try and get this fucking server working, and playing Starcraft II on the other laptop at the...


February 22, 2014

DAMN it!

BRB, WoW.


February 22, 2014

Remember, folks...

....the internet is serious fucking business. You know, you really ought not to have such sticks up your asses. I mean, I know I can be a real asshole, but it seems to me that even when I do t...


February 22, 2014

Night Time

Gemma is asleep, and I haven't the inclination to wake her, so I'll sleep in the front room tonight. Spend the whole night winding you people up. Good call. I'm in a late-nineties/early-2000's n...


February 22, 2014

Current mood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCslC3ykX-U Any questions?


February 21, 2014

My hatred for MMORPGs

Wait. Let me rephrase that. My hatred for the illusion that you actually ever get anything done in MMORPGs. I was an EverQuest casualty. I wasted a good couple of years grinding before I figure...


February 21, 2014

Hilarious

God forbid you people actually think for your fucking selves.


February 20, 2014

My first time

You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of our first year in college, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. We were fucking geeks...


February 20, 2014

Computery shit

The great thing about having a piece of shit ancient half-witted bag of crap laptop is that I can't play modern games on it - which means I have a great excuse to go back and finish the games I n...


February 20, 2014

Today!

Let's see... money - check. Music - check. Booze - check. Piss-wet weather - check, check, fucking check. Let's see... what's on the playlist? In no particular order... Red Hot Chili Peppers - B...


February 20, 2014

They suck, it's true...


February 19, 2014

Fox News faggotry once more

So I just found out about this: Miranda Barbour, a 19 year old nutjob who, along with her husband, killed a guy they met on Craigslist. Fine, whacko space-cadet murderer, whatever. Fox News, how...


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Thirty-year-old mental-patient Star Trek fanatic with nothing better to do than drink beer, play old PC games and eat junk food, and generally whinge about everything. Naughty language, extreme views, personal opinions and horrible shit. You might not agree with anything I write here, but your personal opinions of my writing are largely irrelevant. Consider this your one and only warning. I love you. No, seriously, you’re fucking amazing.