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I eat out with great frequency here. In part because the kitchen in this house is not cook friendly and partly because I’m lazy. I swear a lot trying to cook in a cramped space with limited surfa...

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In a rare fit of pique amazon sent me a testy letter about all the reviews I hadn’t written yet and how some of their vendors livelihood depends on the reviews. Ok, I’m overstating their pique bu...

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When I get a new project, hobby, habit, I tend to get either all compulsive or very focused depending on whether it’s healthy or not (I mean they are the same thing with opposite connotations). T...

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I’ve been thinking a lot about sex lately. I know, it’s relative, um, incest is relative literally, figuratively “a lot” is abstractly relative to how much I thought about sex in times not consid...

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Been an odd week, I suppose I could figure out a way of ‘splaining, but it’s not over yet and there’s always the possibility of jinxing things. I can’t explain what a jinx is, not without it unra...

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The power was out for two days here. Of course, I thought of a thousand slimy things I wanted to talk about, and of course I forgot them all (put your panties back on, I was referencing S.T. Cool...

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There’s this meme going around that says something like; The number of muslims that have threatened me; 0. The number of white men that have threatened me; too many to count. And, of course, it’s...

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Was at Target a few days ago picking up some pillow cases, pool balls, duct tape, tin snips, a thick plastic tarp … The upside to national stores is that shit is always in the same place. I picke...

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“Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex” — Every ED commercial. I was trying to remember where and how I learned that you could be too fucked up for sex. Um, let me rephrase; suf...

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The season seems to be changing right this minute. This is when I understand Haikus, how all the sorrow and joy and personal history of a person with a pen can be encoded in a few lines, a symbol...

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I’m a little disappointed. Here we face both the end of the world and the end of Open Diary and no one is making book. Sure the odds on favorite for the end of the world is sometime in November r...

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I think we have the technology to make digital mirrors. Sort of like a web cam projected from inside a pixel based mirrored glass. You could use them fro entertainment (Superimpose someone else’s...

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Face book asks me to share memories. Sometimes they are links to OD. No sighing. Where have I been the last week or so? Out of town away from computer in a dead zone for phone. It was nice. Here’...

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When the going gets weird; the weird turn pro — Hunter Thompson I had that as signature thing on my yahoo account. After about a month the GF complained as one of her conservative friends charact...

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I have an excuse for why I haven’t been writing here this week; I’ve been joining the rabble on facebook. I didn’t mean to imply it was a good excuse or a just excuse or one I’m proud of. Amidst ...

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So I was reading this article from some Jewish advocacy site online and they were going off on Trump for neglecting to mention 6 million dead Jews on Holocaust remembrance day, that would have be...

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I sincerely apologize for any crazy shit I might have typed that seems somewhat tolerant of the orange thing that has usurped my country and both Greek and Jeffersonian constructs of Democracy. I...

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My niece, no, not that one, the other one, said something a bit surprising the other day. I don’t think it was original, it could have been, it was surprising that she said, although it was self-...

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Yay! I got my first prosebox troll and/or flamer! Just to make sure I know what I’m talking about here’s the urban dictionary definition, oh, wait, one of several; A person who, on a message for...

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https://go.cause-central.com/ttf-fc-optv1 I don’t know about y’all, but this, the, hopefully, above link, shows up in my feed at least twice a week. Ok, the Free (plus shipping and handling) rebe...

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She’s hitching up her pants, standing at the burger king, hairy and mad, pulling at her choke t get a little fuel in. He’s down to the Harmony throttling an eight ball, ten on the table long long...

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I want to tell y’all a story. I’m too fuzzy for that so I’ll type other stupid shit because I need to maintain the discipline. I replaced my old fitbit when I joined the gym. Heh, not really caus...

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Today was the fifth visit to the gym, always 48 hours apart, and the first visit I went by myself. There are some good reasons for that … wait, no, well, yes, but no … I just mean she had other t...

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A week into gym membership, or, rather, a new week, going to work out in a few. 48 hours, so far, between workouts. I feel good, then sore, then good again. I was listening to someone talk about ...

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“Hey, honey, I’m home.” “Oh, hi. How was work?” “You know, same old same old, killing aliens, blowing shit up, taking kid’s cows for magic beans. Rep from Gamedog showed up today.” “Yeah, anythin...

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