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New morning. They come around every 24 hours or so, I mean it depends when you start counting. There’s an old Stephen Wright joke, he goes to this restaurant and they’re closed he says “The sign ...

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Huh. I just read my last entry (shut up, I do too read this shit. Sometimes.). If you, or I guess me, edit out the stupid shit it’s kind of sweet. Comparatively. I mean I’ve been typing away lik...

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I got wrapped up in my day yesterday. A few years back, hmmm, a couple times over the last few couple years back (that is a handful of years, toss them into the river of time and watch them plink...

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Should be clear, I mean I would like it to be clear, right from the get go; I’m not bitchin’. I mean I’m not bitching now, not about things and stuff; I reserve my inalienable right as an America...

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Well shit. Today I’d need an even better excuse for not flashing and I seem entirely bereft of excuses both better and worse. Unless one accepts weird ass as a reasonable excuse. It’s been my per...

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Reckon I could do a flash. Don’t feel like it. Reckon I could make a sound argument that not feeling like it is the only time to do a flash. Honestly I’m too lazy to tell myself to fuck off becau...

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I like that one little trite saying that gets repeated often enough to lose meaning; If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day, if you teach him to fish you feed him for life. Like other sa...

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I had to stop and consider, I did all my twenty twenty hindsight in the blink of an eye. I discarded “Discretion is the better part of virtue” for “That shit just ain’t worth it.” Same outcome di...

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Wrote and deleted an entry. I didn’t like the tone I was taking, the keen and mew. I use that phrase more often than most living speakers of English. I like the way it sounds. It is properly sel...

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I’m not really sure why I haven’t sent my Lifescript Daily Horoscope emails to the spam folder yet. I’ve never been a big horoscope guy, but if I want to look I want the absolute trashiest or the...

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I was at Walmart a few days ago picking up sweat pants and stuff for my dad. I don’t know why, wal mart was a good place for that stuff in my little corner of the world, and walgreens always seem...

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Restless night’s sleep. I told myself it was too early to wake up, and yet when I insisted on being awake it was like eight. For the past week the sun rise has been streaming through my eastern w...

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Michigan water tastes like cherry wine Mississippi water tastes like turpentine --- Trad as best as I can reckon Whatcha gonna do when your troubles they get like mine? Take a mouthful of suga...

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I had some more software issues and the below was in word when it crashed, and if it makes sense to post anything at all it makes sense to post everything. In a paper journal you don’t rip out a ...

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Stuff is almost weird enough to feel normal; stuff and things. Over the last several years of online farting and fucking around (that’s sometimes called research and journaling) I’ve both implied...

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The stuff below was written yesterday, maybe the day before. If I read it I probably would do things to it. It’s not that I ignored it, my fans, blue ray, and second hard drive came. Still shocke...

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Been trying not to kvetch so much.  Word hates when I leave off the subject, the implied “I”, yet common usage in American English is to drop the obvious subject, almost sounds high falutin’ to ...

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Almost grabbed a prompt and did a flash. My flashes have been coming out sort of silly of late. Maybe that’s a good thing, maybe I have pent up silliness. It’d be really cool if we could do that ...

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All right, I just made my first ever e-liquid. Not from scratch, it still scares the hell out of me to add the poison that extracts the other poison. I bought a big thing of liquid nicotine, some...

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Yeah so, if you look up this sort of insidious adware/malware/sodomyware called viewpassword you get googled sodomy-wise to various sites with removal tools that have even more withoutlubeware. I...

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The Box makes you a better person. That’s not a punch line. I’m thinking no one will argue with me either “I’m the same asshole I’ve always been, in fact shittier, I just kicked my girlfriends go...

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I wrote this long ass entry about the computer I’m going to build. What it didn’t say was in the three or four pages whence it rambled; I’m kind of bored and don’t know what to do with myself. It...

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I don’t know what to do with myself. I write. It’s what I do when I don’t know what to do with myself. It’d be cool if it was like playing tennis. It’d be cool if it was like playing a flute, a g...

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