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Oh Em Gee, he's doing it again
Bad things happening in my head. Um, bad as in things that aren’t supposed to happen, not morally abhorrent or Bad Ass. It’s ok, it’s only life or some reasonable facsimile thereof. Those of you ...
Fair and Fowl
There’s something in the air. Somethings. Some float, others dive, some are living, some are dead, some you used to know other are strangers. It’s an enclosed environment, which means, on some le...
I didn’t write here the other day. I don’t feel like I broke a code of conduct. Yeah, clumsy phrase, but the less clumsy one is less precise; ashamed. I wouldn’t have been ashamed if I spent the ...
Just saying ...
Yeah, ok, so I broke my imposed discipline by not making shit up to patchwork an entry together yesterday. I certainly had an entry making day. Maybe when my head quits the drum solo’s to every s...
ok
It’s late and I didn’t write this entry but I could have, if I played guitar n’ shit. You heathens need this shit anyhow doncha?
My fall's not yet complete
It’s late and I don’t cave easy. I write therefore I am. I write; for this I came. I write to disseminate the hubris and blueness; humility is an empty gesture in private. Perhaps trees make nois...
Left me a mule to ride
My baby long Great gosh a’mighty my baby tall Sleeps with her head in the kitchen And her feets out in the hall — She Caught the Katy Oh, I will probably link the song at the bottom, hopefully wi...
snafu
Oh my poor pretty head. Everything today has had to be confusing. The CC that was cancelled came with no untoward activity. A different CC came just because to replace something that had no probl...
Yeah, well, shit
One of the downsides of facebook is that you wind up having “friends” that you are very much out of touch with but who you can’t defriend, and sure, I could just delete my account(s) but I have m...
Damn I am in a rut. I was going through old flashes because I wanted to send something to someone to cheer them up. Yeah, no. Most of my fiction, long, short, medium length, unfinished, whatever ...
A little bit of sense wrapped up in a whole lot of nonsense
“Do I look like a quitter?” “You look like a gerbil.” — Some movie that I was forgetting as I watched it. You don’t really need good actors, directors, soundtrack or script writing, not if you th...
The P is silent as in Bed
There are three reasons you might have difficulty peeing; Your bladder is empty. You have stage fright. You have any number of horrible and gross medical conditions. Here are some things to kee...
I may never edit again Now with New and Improved Blassphemy
I’m sure that when I was a wee cherubic apple cheeked infant that God looked down on me and smiled. Later he pointed and laughed. I’m being figurative, probably, but that’s the sort of agnostic ...
The Plan
In 1986 a man entered the home of a family of five, tied them up, and strangled them each one at a time. There was no evidence of torture, gratuitous physical abuse or any sexual abuse. Three day...
Telling you shit you already know
No good deed goes unpunished. What goes around comes around. You’d think those two pearls of faded adages would be cousins of some kind or the other, and they are if you think they are both about...
Those were the days
I wasn’t going to write an entry. If I were to ever give any advice about journal keeping it would be this; write an entry especially when you wasn’t a’gonna. I would say this advice loud and slo...
Flash Friday, summer in Nebraska
Last summer, early morning, somewhere in Nebraska, I’m sharing an egg McMuffin breakfast meal with the ex’s dog. I don’t remember the name of the town, it probably wasn’t there before the highway...
Go out and getcher self a brand new pair of shoes
That song has been bouncing around the woefully inadequately insulated walls of my skull today. I thought I should probably write an entry. I bought this on vinyl when it came out, I could look ...
The Newsroom
For some reason Comcast is doing an on demand special of what they consider top shows this week. Ok, it’s not hard to guess the reason; many of the shows are from premium channels. Anyone who has...
Baby please don't go
Where your mind done gone? I was going to write something. I didn’t. Well, I wrote something, I just sent it elsewhere. It’s all going to be ok. Before I be your dog getcha way down here make yo...
I'm sure I knew what this was when I started it ...
There are no random acts only non spefic victims and unlikely benefactors. I don’t know who said, it was probably me or maybe someone else. For some reason in recent times the concept of true lov...
Half of one thing or the other
Most people who I’ve met who claim to be afraid of clowns like horror movies. Yeah, no, there wasn’t any event that precipitated that statement. I’ve been concerned about my unnaturally linear th...
Whittlin'
Snowed here yesterday. Didn’t stick, but it’s almost April and it snowed here. I’m sure there’s Daddybrothers talking to mommycousins on the front stoop in Eaton Rapids saying stuff like “See? Gl...
So I watched the pilot to Secrets and Lies the other night. They’ve been advertising it for weeks and I had nothing better to do. No spoiler alert; I’m not going to spoil anything. I’m not even s...
Triflin'
I heard a word today I haven’t heard in a long time. I love this word and it goes with almost everything. Triflin’. Yeah, trifling is a completely different word. You can use triflin’ just about ...
Book Description
Thought I’d change the title. Some of my best friends are white girls. 95 percent of my friends are in cars going fast.
But perhaps For White Girls In Cars Going Fast was offensive. White girls can call each white girls, but I think we’re supposed to refer to them as pigment challenged Americans, which must confuse the hell out of the Brits, Aussies, and other such nationals on this site, e,g, “My pigmentation is fine and I’m a Not American American.”
