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I wasn't going to rant but I think I might have
If you promise to shut the hell up I’ll tell the tale; short in content but buffered with exposition, kvetching, and mean spirited symbols, maybe, not sure, I’m writing it as I type. You don’t ev...
What?
Um, I thought this was pretty funny. On my daughters facebook I said Happy Spud day Bertha! I might be in the minority on that one.
14th
Last day of dental sissy. Next appointment is gruesome but I get to be out for it. Wait, no, there’s a little one in-between, dental impressions for the fake teeth. This shit is kind of fascinati...
Today god was fluffy
Today’s doc visit went well, politically that is. For some reason or other the intern wanted the visit to be quick and the attending was almost apologetic. Um, I didn’t mean to make that sound li...
An ill advised entry, that's two of them in as many hours
Stupid idea number two for Sunday, January 10th, 2016,a day where this area is experiencing something referred to by the weather people as a lake effect winter squal. We are at least a hundred mi...
Second of day, an apology
Two? Fuck me, two. I was bummed to write another long med care sucks, so here’s one that’s meant to be funny, both ha-ha and the other one, failing miserably is always an option. A while back the...
I swear to James Cricket ...
My GF is an exceptionable human being. She figured out a very reasonable diagnosis for my fuzzy head. The vagus nerve. It’s more like twelve nerves, runs from brain, through cheek down to neck an...
Hippo in Spumoni
I had meant to write a real entry yesterday, last night. One of the things I was going to mention is how for months I had to avoid I, So and Ok as opening words. Word creates a title for your doc...
What
Things happened today, I’m sure, they managed to happen without my participation. The vast majority of things that happen on any given day happen without any active participation on my part, toda...
Nothing
Maybe I will try to write every day. My purposes might be a bit different than most people who make that claim. Huh, that sounded smug or something. I just mean I need the focus. Not even all tha...
short rant about long rant
There was conflict today at the doctors’ office. I was the conflict. When Im telling a tale in person I’m like I am when telling a tale on the white screen only more so. Tales have conflict. It i...
And another
Weird day. Have you ever had a weird day? Shut up, it’s a rhetorical question. You’ve probably been someone elses weird day. Me I’m running fifty fifty with that, spread out over five and a half ...
The third
Third day into the year and I think I ran out of shit to say; back in 1984, maybe even 1980. In 1980 I said I do, popped out a few kids and was set on the path to social and mental health ruin. W...
Marching on
Second day of the year and no one is dead yet, that’s a good thing. I’ll amend that; no one I know is dead yet, that I know of. That’s a good thing, I mean if I know you, and you’re not lying abo...
New Year
New Years resolutions; fuck em. I know, it’s after five pm EST, your resolutions are way fucked, the wet spot dried, the resolution shamed and showered and fucked again. Or, demeaning as it might...
History
The part they leave out of history books about the legacy of the Tudors is the period just before; the great sedan wars. Tudors to the west, fordors to the east, SUV’s from the north and staionwa...
More of the same only different
Today was as slushy as a second coming. No blasphemy intended. This time. Make no mistake I am a rank, vile and unrepentant blasphemer, just in this instance I meant something more vulgar and vis...
What it is and isn't doing
The weather app on my phone can’t seem to make up it’s mind about the immediate present, it shifts from snow to freezing rain to ice to wintry mix and back again. The house has two more useful ap...
Editing is for ... editors
Christ it’s the day after, the below bits (below the invisible line)lurked on the desktop shunned from all the reindeer games and other programs which windows 10 insists are apps. The day after C...
What the duck?
A few months ago I was in the waiting room for my GF’s doc. This mother was having her young kid read a kids book to her. The kid is saying “ Aww Nnnn …” Mom says “No, no, sweetie, sound it out. ...
Feverish ramblings
You know I saw Miss Lucy Down along the tracks, She lost her home and her family And she won’t be coming back — Doobie Brothers Dig a hole and make it deep To bury these lovers in But bury my wif...
Right Now
Tried to write something the other day, let it marinate, tried some more, shit canned it. I don’t shit can a lot of things, in text form I could easily store the library of congress on a hard dri...
Zero
Caught the snippet of some show through the toes darkly (that’s not the name of the show, just the position I caught it in) there’s this math professor Pointing to a board with all these fancy ma...
Oh happy day
Although I was kind of expecting the event I was surprised by the request. Two days ago I had the cutest request I’ve ever had from a large young man; My daughters hand in marriage. He wanted me ...
One is too many and a thousand never enough
Either way the monkey wins, but when it comes to monkey on monkey crime you go home with the one what brought you. That made more sense a hundred thousand years ago and it might make more sense a...
Book Description
Thought I’d change the title. Some of my best friends are white girls. 95 percent of my friends are in cars going fast.
But perhaps For White Girls In Cars Going Fast was offensive. White girls can call each white girls, but I think we’re supposed to refer to them as pigment challenged Americans, which must confuse the hell out of the Brits, Aussies, and other such nationals on this site, e,g, “My pigmentation is fine and I’m a Not American American.”
