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Update
I don’t think I’ve been documenting it well here, and, um, that’s sort of a good use of a journal, though, not an entertaining use. The it, subject of previous sentence, is a broad pervasive move...
What?
So I was thinking … yeah, shut up, I know you ”thought you smelt sumthin’ burning” Old jokes are the new old jokes, and, anyhow, he whom smelt it … Sometimes I actually think in entry form. This...
Nothing much, what's up with you? And, Brain Damage
I haven’t been here for a while. I guess I could check the date of the last entry and be more specific. Fuck you, so could you. I’m not sure it matters that much to either of us. Maybe if we pain...
What the Duck. Gov
So I’m watching last nights Preacher on xfinity dot com and something is fucked up, it plays every commercial at the commercial break. There were, among ads for products and shit, four commercial...
Dance like everybody's laughing
So I chatted with daughter last night, first time since the weirdness, I mean the weirdness between her and I, general weirdness is pervasive in perpetuity. You can disagree with that statement, ...
Tacos alive, alive Oh
I went to the sexually ambiguous taco bell for lunch. I might not have mentioned it, but I’m not on a diet, I am paying attention to my appetite, but not that which I feed it. I know, you want to...
Archives
I was digging through my archives looking for nothing in particular. This is from 9/11/2002. Guess I didn’t much care for editing then either. Beyond the Columbia River I harbor neither fictions ...
Balls said the queen, if I had them I'd be King
68 degrees and 90 percent humidity, that’s either bragging or my only excuse (hopefully), oh and I’m 56 fucking years old and have been a whiney couch potato. I went on my most ambitious ride of ...
Like People Do
Went for a bike ride at dawn this morning. That’s three dawns of the last four. I rode up to the rail-road tracks where the road blocks have been cramping my style for a week. I hadn’t been able ...
Far removed
Jesus, prosebox again? Where’d you get off too, peeing in the neighbors rosebush? Maybe that was me, figuratively of course, going off and peeing in rose bushes. C’mon it’s not like anyone expect...
Just stuff
Bad times, bad timing. I learned some things this week. It’s not that I don’t want to know, just that I wish they weren’t true. Among the things I learned is that my back is more fucked up than I...
Doom and destruction
So I was dog sitting, right? The correct answer is; right. And I get this text, can you do another day, and I’m all like, right. Toldja that was the correct answer. So I was going to leave early ...
Experiment
First time writing an entry on a phone. I think; the phone seemed to know my log in. I’m dog sitting a big beautiful goofy Shepard ( can you still call them that when they’ve never met sheep?)....
Yay!
Yay! Though, I walk, through the shadow? Of Death! I will fear; No, Evil. I was having that conversation with someone recently, you know, the punctuation conversation, not evils, Pslams or valle...
The one and only Billy Shears
As the scripture says; Go fuck yourself. I’ll admit, it’s very likely someone has been tampering with my scripture. I can go for years without even knowing where that darn thing got off too. My b...
Where I'm not
I’ve had a long week. Am expecting another one. In context they are just normal weeks, sort of, I just do so very little that any mark on my schedule gets attention, a measurement in time or dist...
Associations
Fucking Van Morrison breaks my heart. Associations go way back, girls, women, smoky clubs and cold streets. I’ve been avoiding putting discs in the rig with van Morrison tunes, but it’s hard to t...
The case for flashes marked by absence
And the lion shall lay down with the lamb. And in his slumber the lamb shall rise and flail at the great mane with his terrible hooves, and rend the lions belly with his square and terrible teeth...
All the stuff I haven't said
There was a desktop orphan lurking from a day or so back. It is either too terrible or too great for my typical vanity of posting and apologizing. What disturbs me most about it, though, is how f...
Now with even less editing and more words!!!
I freaked my daughter out, an accident I assure you though no assurances are asked and I would assure you to take my assurances with a grain of salt, a lemon and a shot of mescal. I’d advise you ...
Two clams welded together
Things have be strange in a dull sort of way. It’s much easier to say “I have a headache” than to say “The things in my head are conflicted.” See? That kind of strange. I think I wrote that sente...
Lurking
I guess the below is my facebook intro. I forgot even writing it but it sounds like me. It’s three O’clock in the morning and the night is squirrel tailed and liquor eyed. Three O’ Clock West Coa...
A flash and a half and some other nonsense
I dropped a quarter in the case and said “This looks a lot like home. But it isn’t.” The guy stopped the song he was playing and said “Child, you are knuckle deep in sin.” It had been a long tim...
Killing Time
Sort of waiting for the GF to decide whether she’s melting or not and if we’re going to do something about it. It’s not that it’s horribly hot out there, but it is something like 110 percent humi...
If I title this it'll just get a swold up haid
Today made a sort of humming sound as it crept along. It tasted greenish blonde and I think it wore flip flops. I suppose if I were a good citizen of time I would have asked today if it were lost...
Book Description
Thought I’d change the title. Some of my best friends are white girls. 95 percent of my friends are in cars going fast.
But perhaps For White Girls In Cars Going Fast was offensive. White girls can call each white girls, but I think we’re supposed to refer to them as pigment challenged Americans, which must confuse the hell out of the Brits, Aussies, and other such nationals on this site, e,g, “My pigmentation is fine and I’m a Not American American.”