What do I say without it sounding like I'm doing a profile for a dating site? I'm a transferee from OD, live near London in the UK and work full time. I like dry humour, hate slapstick and love sarcasm. I throw things at my computer and chuck my phone across the room when the automatic spell check makes me spell words incorrectly - like "recognize" instead of "recognise". I like reading well-written rants by other diarists.