Rain And Porn Shoots in You can Haz Entries

We need more of you, dear sky water. Please make sure you stick around and leave lots of yourself this time around. I don't mind if it makes drivers complete retards for a while; we're in a drought and need you.

In other news, I decided a while back that I wanted to make a porn flick. Not to star in it, mind you; to write/produce/direct one.

I have been mulling story ideas in my head for a while. I think I have one to which I can latch. Now I have to sit down and bang out a script. (giggity)

Looking to do that this weekend, if possible. I have lots of ideas, but can never seem to commit them to paper. I must be better disciplined when it comes to stuff like this.

Once I get it written, I have to figure out how/where to shoot, and more importantly, who to perform in said movie. If I thought any of my friends would be willing, I would ask them.

I would also like to film a couple having sex to test cameras, lighting, etc., before I shoot the actual movie. If I only get one chance to shoot a scene, I should make sure I know what I want before anyone sets foot in front of the camera.

Why a porn flick? A few reasons. They are cheap and easy to shoot, I can have complete creative control...and who doesn't like to watch people fuck?

But, as they say, it all starts on the page. Wish me luck!