Remember that time I said I wasn’t gonna socialize in December and now I have two social plans in a row tonight? JESUS CHRIST.
HH with the Kord Blood Kidz. I… think someone invited SOD but I don’t know for sure. There’s no way he’d show up anyway lol. Nate is coming! Haven’t seen him in a few… weeks? Couple months, even? So it’ll be fun… ish. (We won’t be banging this time.)
Then I’m going to an improv show. AT 10 FUCKING PM. THAT IS TOO LATE FOR LITERALLY GODDAMN ANYTHING TO HAPPEN. I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.
Guess who I’m going with?
Did you guess DF’s girlfriend AND ALSO DF????????
PROBABLY FUCKING NOT, LOL. DF = Douche Flute = the dude I was seeing when I first met LP. I remained friends with his girlfriends, but he and I haven’t seen each other in… two years, maybe?
It won’t be awkward, honestly. I’m sure we’re both completely past… me breaking up with him. LOL.
He’s still hot but I just tried to picture having sex with him and it’s a HARD no. So, nothing weird on that front.
Holy mother of Christ all I’ve eaten today is a pear. I need to remedy that.
I’M SO FUCKING TIRED. I DO NOT HAVE THE ENERGY FOR ALL OF THESE PLAAAAAAAAAANS.
Milquetoast put his shoes over my shoes earlier. It was oddly intimate?! Generally no one goes near my feet. Lol. And he actually put them on for me.
YEP, THAT’S THE FACE I MAKE WHEN I WEAR OTHER PEOPLE’S SHOES I GUESS.
Ugh, why does he have to be so attractive. And have great hands. WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
Man, I just haven’t felt like writing the last few days. Which hasn’t happened in a long time. It’s usually a bad sign for my mental health. And this is no exception!!!!
K I should go redo my lipstick and head out to do a bunch of shit I super don’t feel like doing, BYE.