shoes, betch in Public

  • Dec. 21, 2018, 6:24 p.m.
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Remember that time I said I wasn’t gonna socialize in December and now I have two social plans in a row tonight? JESUS CHRIST.

HH with the Kord Blood Kidz. I… think someone invited SOD but I don’t know for sure. There’s no way he’d show up anyway lol. Nate is coming! Haven’t seen him in a few… weeks? Couple months, even? So it’ll be fun… ish. (We won’t be banging this time.)

Then I’m going to an improv show. AT 10 FUCKING PM. THAT IS TOO LATE FOR LITERALLY GODDAMN ANYTHING TO HAPPEN. I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.

Guess who I’m going with?

Did you guess DF’s girlfriend AND ALSO DF????????

PROBABLY FUCKING NOT, LOL. DF = Douche Flute = the dude I was seeing when I first met LP. I remained friends with his girlfriends, but he and I haven’t seen each other in… two years, maybe?

It won’t be awkward, honestly. I’m sure we’re both completely past… me breaking up with him. LOL.

He’s still hot but I just tried to picture having sex with him and it’s a HARD no. So, nothing weird on that front.

Holy mother of Christ all I’ve eaten today is a pear. I need to remedy that.

I’M SO FUCKING TIRED. I DO NOT HAVE THE ENERGY FOR ALL OF THESE PLAAAAAAAAAANS.


Milquetoast put his shoes over my shoes earlier. It was oddly intimate?! Generally no one goes near my feet. Lol. And he actually put them on for me.

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YEP, THAT’S THE FACE I MAKE WHEN I WEAR OTHER PEOPLE’S SHOES I GUESS.

Ugh, why does he have to be so attractive. And have great hands. WHAT AN ASSHOLE.


Man, I just haven’t felt like writing the last few days. Which hasn’t happened in a long time. It’s usually a bad sign for my mental health. And this is no exception!!!!

K I should go redo my lipstick and head out to do a bunch of shit I super don’t feel like doing, BYE.


rhizome December 21, 2018

look at them clown feet damn

girl in recession December 21, 2018

haaaahahahahahah im just viewing that picture as if your feet were really that large and its amazing. also how small are your feet?!

One Angry Dwarf girl in recession ⋅ December 24, 2018

5 1/2 to 6 US, depending on brand/type. So on the small side, but not THAT small. Or maybe it is? I seem to remember average is 7.

girl in recession One Angry Dwarf ⋅ December 26, 2018

That's pretty small. My mom has feet that small.

Yeah, I'm the average everything of a woman in the US - 5'4", 150 lbs, size 7 shoes, size 8 pants. It's hard to find shit sometimes!

Jigger December 22, 2018

I like Milquetoast’s socks. Men ought to take that kind of care when choosing socks.

One Angry Dwarf Jigger ⋅ December 22, 2018

AGREED. Men have way fewer socially acceptable ways to express themselves through wardrobe, and socks are one of them, so they should care about their goddamn socks. And if anyone disagrees with this opinion I just formed and suddenly feel very strongly about, I WILL FIGHT THEM

Jigger One Angry Dwarf ⋅ December 23, 2018

I’ve just remembered, I gave my dude, like, six pairs of very stylish socks last Christmas. Have I seen them come through the laundry in recent months? I have not. Looks like I’m picking a fight in the morning!

Firebabe Jigger ⋅ December 23, 2018

THANK YOU, I was thinking this exact same thing. :D

summertime sadness. December 22, 2018

Are his feet that big, or are yours that small? Either way, this is a feat. (GET IT.)

One Angry Dwarf summertime sadness. ⋅ December 22, 2018

A FEAT. LOL.

His feet are fucking huge (size 16) and mine are on the small side (5 1/2 to 6), but I got the impression he's done this multiple times in his life, so I think it's more about his feet being gargantuan than mine being slightly small.

summertime sadness. One Angry Dwarf ⋅ December 22, 2018

Size. 16. Wow.

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