Don't leave the back door open.. in 2018

I’m not to sure how to take that one lol👀

Last night wayne and his partner came round and somewhere in the conversation d.w pipes up I’ve heard you like bum fun?🙈🙉🙊

J.w (my partner) bursts out laughing so i downplayed it a little bit and didn’t say much on the matter apparently it came out I’m covo between Wayne and john and waynes dad of all people 😱

I don’t know how to react about this i am pretty dam annoyed that john is to open about this type of stuff..

Anyway today backdoor was open around lunch time and i am sure i flooming heard the clothrack move (has wheels) well odd so i thought

While using the gym and having my songs playing i got a random message from damien ,

Damien : Shut ya back door lol joking x
Me:😂 aha for reals i thought someone was in kitchen earlier when john was picking girls up 😂 am sure the clothes rack moved shat myself 😆
Damien:Haha always keep your back door closed then l lol
Me :😂
Damien:😊

I’m confused aha i am unsure which one he is on about 😂😂😁😂
Like at first i thought he was on about my kitchen door if so kind of creepy with what i said happened earlier lol…

But then i kind of question what other fuckas know about this conversation between tom, prick and harry that shouldn’t of taken place 🙄 men!!

He’s told them about kinky outfits, kinky toys bumfun and lots of random personal things is this a man thing or should I really kick his ass what i don’t get is why all the questions about it all 🤐😝 like why they wanna know so much about my sex life of all people..🙃 awkward....maybe I’m a prude a people are more open about this kind of stuff than i thought..

Last updated October 11, 2018