Is there a wordsmith in the house? in Every day scata

As I said, I futzed around and found some good advertisements on cleaning websites. I like the mild humor in the one I copied.

We want you to notice how beautifully your floors and tabletops shine – but that’s where we think the distractions should end.
our goal is to take care of everything you need for your facility using clear, simple processes and the industry’s most talented cleaning teams. Our services are designed to help you stay focused on the most important aspects of your day – instead of your windows or carpets.
it’s simple. We want to help you create a cleaner, healthier workplace. From nightly cleaning, to carpet and floor care, to green consulting and beyond, our clear, personalized methods keep you focused on the success of your business – instead of your cleaning company.
Comprehensive Facility Cleaning Services

• Nightly Cleaning
• Carpet Care
• Floor Care
• Window Cleaning

Traditional nightly cleaning is just part of what we do at insertnamehere. We look at the unique needs of our customers to create total solutions for their facility. Our managers will get to know your building, so that no nook (or trashcan) is missed. They’ll also get to know you and your employees in order to address specific preferences and requests.

mind you, this is ONLY to advertise cleaning business properties. And somewhere in there it has to be mentioned that we use reusable, non-toxic, earth-friendly products. I don’t think I like the “talented cleaning teams” line. I don’t know why. and the “our managers” thing… Personally I would just say “We will get to know blah blah blah”

So is anyone interested in the task of mixing up the above ad so it doesn’t sound like I stole it? Tell me what it needs? How much of “me” should I put in? eh. I suck at this shit

The horrible stuff I have on the fb page is a boring list of all the tasks we do in private homes. I have no clue how to jazz it up. I don’t think it’s possible. But if anyone is curious as to see how boring it is, let me know. I’ll suffer the embarrassment lol I’m sure people stop reading after a few lines and say “whatever”. Just doesn’t have any personality, y’know? It reads like a honey do list. It needs some humor, or … SOMETHING. grrr