Out of Focus in Every day scata
- Feb. 16, 2018, 5:10 p.m.
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Chelsea Cutler
omg don’t ever do that again, ok? Yeah, I’m trying to get used to being over at … that other place , but PB going down wasn’t the way to do it. I cannot get into a rhythm over there like I do here. Plus, I keep getting sucked into my old entries. I have every entry from 2006 until the doors shut. Unfortunately I deleted my first diary that started in 1999.
Sad to say, not much has changed since I started the Gilraen diary. Same shit, different day. Except the writing. I was just better back then. Plus, no facebook, so it was more of a social community than anything like this is anymore. Notes, notes, notes. Seeing the “RYN:” made me smile a bit.
Amazing how many of my fb friends are from OD. I think there are more OD friends than anything else.
And email forwards! omg the amount of jokes I posted back then was amazing! I will have to post some here. They’re pretty damn funny.
Like this one…
LITTLE LADY:
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.” She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, “Supersex.”
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, “I’ll take the soup.”
Or this one…
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.
A friend of mine told me to try to write like I used to. Meh. I’m not sure that I can. Between “growing up” and meds? My brain just isn’t the same. I’ll try, but… I’m different. Unfortunately.
Between the memories on fb, and memories at OD, I’ve been in a fog the past couple of days. Not having my space here to kind of empty my brain in a comfortable place was… I was just overwhelming myself, y’know?
Anyhoo. I have to catch up on FMM. I posted totally different vids over at OD because I had nooo clue what I posted here and I was behind over there. smh I confuse myself. I have to check what I posted here, now because I can’t brain.
See ya.
Leanne 🌈 ⋅ February 16, 2018