Garbage in Recipes

When money was on the tight side, my dad made this stuff he called garbage. You can call it poor mans ham salad if you like.

1 lb bologna
1 medium (or small if you don’t want the kick) onion
most of a jar of pickles
about 10 or so tbs of Helmann’s mayo (gotta be Helmann’s)
about 5-6 tbs yellow mustard
a glug (not too much like I did) of pickle juice

In a food processor with the large shred blade, shred bologna, onion and pickles.
Transfer to mixing bowl and add the rest of the stuff.
Mix it up.
Make sammiches.