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Skeet Ulrich IS Stanley Kowalsky IN “A Skeetcar Named Desire”.

The only person who jumps to championship conclusions after just a little success faster than a Jets fan is a Knicks fan. Having learned the lessons of a Mets And Bills Fans life, I pity them always the hammer about to fall on their sandalled toes.

Why say “venereal disease ” when you can say “staff infection”?

If you’re born deaf, that day you find out farts aren’t silent has gotta be BUCK WILD.

The chupacopbra. The goat police!

He ate so much Little Caesars he was seeing double. “Pizza pizza pizza pizza” was all he said.

Head canon where Jack sunk into the ocean at the end of Titanic on purpose because he’d seen The Little Mermaid in the sea and decided that Rose was too old for him, in comparison. It was his way of ghosting her, semi-literally.

Mickey and Minnie had a huge fight and they’re not currently on squeaking terms.