Old White Guy Can't Dunk in Onward Into Etc.!

Garbage removal day today. Had my can out in front with a large cardboard box. They picked up the can with the machine and set it down. They were not going to get out for the box. I approached and grabbed the box and a man in the truck cab waved for me to toss it in. I tried. It fell back down and hit me. 2 men in the truck laughed their asses off. I went to their window and yelled, “I CAN’T DUNK!” and laughing, a man motioned for me to put the box in the can and they put it in for me.
Sometimes it’s worth getting hit in the head with a box for so much laughter. Made my day. Made a good story for the workers to tell about that old guy who couldn’t dunk.