My View Of The News Today in Humor

  • Aug. 10, 2022, 8:13 a.m.
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(In Blue Collar often vulgar terms)

trump and the right-wing politicians are bitching whining and kvetching about all kinds of stupid shit related to the recent FBI of search of trumps dump in Florida. The FBI would ONLY do such a raid if it had extreme probable cause. It would have to be AIR TIGHT against trump. It is insane how the right-wing sees a total IDIOT that has done no good for anyone but himself in life. With his very big stupid mouth he is a national security risk. Along with how he loves to fellate dictators around the world. The Kremlin loves him because he will take down the USA with his and his supporters stupid fuckery.

China continues to show spies around the world their plans for invading Taiwan with their constant drills in the area recently. It is like “Hey look at us! This is what we are going to do and how we are going to do it! Please take notes for counter measures!” China and North Korea seem to talk war every time they have an attention deficit issue with the world. Hello! We are here! Look at us! Sorry dudes, you are getting boring very boring doing the same big mouthed bullshit over and over.

Meanwhile Europe is cooking. In a hellish way, USA and Europe now have something in common: Drought and heat. Americans, being the wasteful fucks we are have much air conditioning to waste energy on. Europeans and the Brits never had go to such extremes. I feel for all of them.

In Russia, their right-wing is competing with the American right-wing for crazy bullshit talk. They spread a good rumor about North Korean troops fighting in Ukraine. Heavy losses and lack of bodies to show for it. Gosh where are they going? Recent reports of so many Russian military dead becoming a health problem rotting all over the place. The USA is obsessive about getting their dead back home. For Russia…”Shhhhh! There are no dead soldiers! They just disappeared!” I keep talk about HIMARS becoming like a religious icon and cult. Blowing the shit out of Russian ammo dumps. The Russians seem to have a problem with people being careless with their smoking around such places and accidents keep happening.

In other places in the world severe drought and floods. But heeeeey that Global Warming stuff is all a hoax. Unless your house just burned down or floated away.

Mr. Mofo August 10, 2022

It's getting to the point where I just want to give up and hide.

Scott Mr. Mofo ⋅ August 10, 2022

I am on prozac but want to triple the dosage LOL. Thing about all these idiots talking about nukes is it is no longer scary. It's like "WHATEVER!" ;-)

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