Mow grass,evil ants,Sudden Adult Death Syndrome? in ?

While my husband watched my mother I went to my mother’s house and mowed her front yard. I was going to mow the back yard today but my blood pressure was high and I started not feeling well. I was covered head to toe with lawn clippings. I accidentally covered my car with lawn clippings. I had to shower and I took my car to a car wash to attempt to get most of the grass off of it.

I accidentally ran over an ants nest while mowing. They appeared very agressive. I am lucky I didn’t walk into the next because I think I would be greeted by thousands of bites. I decided to keep my distance from them and finish the front part of moms yard.

I put mom’s dogs out on the porch. I made sure the dogs and cats were both fed. The dogs kept trying to run off to play with the neighborhood dogs. Sunny my mom’s orange cat who I decided he can live outside happily ate an entire can of dog food by himself. I let the cats wonder in and out the kittens played with a butterfly. I wish Humane Society would take these cats but they have to many cats.

I came home to discover that I have a sunburn. I was going to ask Talan to put some after sun lotion on me but he was eager to hang out with his friends Emily and Pan. I took him to Wills Bee Keeping. He got his supplies needed to make mead. He bought me some Naked Bee Chai Tea lotion. I also got Naked Bee Plum Orchard Shimmering Lip Color. He promised he he could put some lotion on me. He of course came home and simply fell asleep.

Before Talan went to hang out with Pan and Emily I was cleaning the counter in the bathroom with my new streamer. Talan pulled me aside to tell me that since my mom moved in he feels neglected. He said he hangs out with Emily and Pan because he things where I had a ministroke in August he thinks I will die of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome because of the vaccine. He said if he doesn’t bond with me he won’t miss me as much..wtf? Dude we been together since November 2013. We have been married since October 2018. If I suddenly drop dead if you don’t miss me something is up.. I plan to haunt your ass! I swear you replace me with Emily or Pan before my body even gets cold I will take a hoe in my casket and get her buried with me! I won’t take her out until I beat your ass like a zombie version of Mortal Combat.

My mom just got done watching Good Girls. I need to find her another tv show on Netflix to obsess over. I am glad mom went to bed early tonight so I can get some sleep. I am exhausted.