Ouch! and Triple Ouch! in Block

  • May 21, 2022, 7:04 p.m.
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I screamed the place down in bed last night! I was laying on my right side with both my arms and hands being extremely painful and uncomfortable because of the rheumatoid so I folded them around myself like a bat but with my right hand sticking up.

Hubby was facing me then decided he wanted to turn over so his back was to me and I moved a bit to give him a bit of space. As he turned over he grabbed the duvet but accidentally grabbed my hand really hard, although he didn’t mean to and I felt my fingers crunch!

‘’AAARRRGGHHH! My %^&*(ing fingers!’‘ I screamed out! It’s now 9:56 am at work and my whole hand is in agony but particularly the fingers! I’m a good typist but can hardly put any pressure on the laptop keys at the moment! Have taken some paracetamol!

There have been a few times over the years when he’s accidentally hurt me like as he’s moving around his elbow has smashed my face and a few times my hooter has been painfully clonked with his elbow! Some years ago he was dreaming he was in the boxing ring…he didn’t know why as he has no interest in boxing at all!…bought his left fist up to hit his opponent and accidentally smashed the left side of my face! I screamed and he woke up! I had a huge bruise for a few days! He’s 5‘9 and 18 stone so has fists like rocks! I’m a battered wife but only ever accidentally! HA!


irate velociraptor May 22, 2022

OUCH!!!

IAmAWotsit irate velociraptor ⋅ May 22, 2022

HA HA HA! He's gorgeous when not pulling hilarious faces!

irate velociraptor IAmAWotsit ⋅ May 23, 2022

Those are the best ones-- the ones that make hilarious faces, I mean!

IAmAWotsit irate velociraptor ⋅ May 24, 2022

Fully agreed with you! He's always pulling faces!

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