Joke in Ok,Boomer

  • Nov. 25, 2021, 7:37 p.m.
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A russian, an american and a dane are drinking beer, and get into a bragging contest.

The russian says: “Our navy is so large that if all the ships set out to sea at once, the fish in the ocean won’t have a single spot where they can reach the surface”
The american looks sceptically at him and says: “Well, our mighty airforce is so large that if all the planes take off at once, the sky will be blocked out completly. Not a single ray of sunlight will be able to get through!”.
The dane sets down his mug and says: “I know this guy, who lives in Copenhagen, who has a 3 foot long dick”
The russian and american look at him in disbelief. After a moment of silence the russian says “Ok ok, comrades. Maybe I exaggerated a little. There will propably be some spots where the surface of the oceans isnt completely covered”.
The american nods and says “Yeah, buddy. I might have gotten carried away a little. I’m sure that a few rays of sunlight will be able to get through”.
They then both look at the dane, who looks calmly up from his mug and says: “Ok, you got me. To be honest he actually lives a bit outside Copenhagen”.


Jinn 1 day ago

😂

ConnieK 1 day ago

Well, the Nordic people ARE very tall!

IAmAWotsit ConnieK ⋅ 1 day ago

HA HA HA! I love it! Just read it to my hubby!

❤️vee 3 hours ago

as someone who's married to someone of Danish descent, I can't entirely say that this is untrue...

Boomer ❤️vee ⋅ 3 hours ago

:-)

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