Weird in Tales of Transhumanism

Dammit, I just wrote someone a long note and now I'm all written out, for now. So I guess I'll go out and listen to some music and drink a forty or something. I'll be back later, try not to get any more sucky whilst I'm out, okay guise?

Hey, you know what I like about writing "guise" instead of "guys"? It's wrong, but it's a real word so spellcheck doesn't underline it with a red squiggly - unlike "spellcheck", which, apparently, isn't a word - but it should be.

It should be.

EDIT

So I just passed by my girlfriend's book shelf and noticed this:

Um... I haven't got time to flip it, so do it yourself, it's not hard. Anyway, according to the back cover, it's "The modern Christian classic about blah blah blah"... but what does that say on the front cover there? "The Greatest Inspirational True Story Of All Time".

So... what does that make the Bible?

Food for thought.