MoJoMo - #10 in NoJoMo 2020

  • Nov. 11, 2020, 4:37 a.m.
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10: Write about your favorite movie, without the title, and how it applies to your life.

My favourite film has taught me the following ten things:

  1. Shakespeare was the first rapper whether he knew it or not.

  2. You can be whelmed if you want but you’ll have to go to Europe.

  3. Never joke about bratwurst or lie about wanting to go sailing.

  4. Misdirection. It’s a thing.

  5. For certain apologies only a brass band will do.

  6. Remove head from sphincter then drive.

  7. Paintball is the very epitome of romance.

  8. Never offer a lady a root vegetable in a language you can’t speak.

  9. Sometimes you just have to let somebody draw a penis on your face.

  10. Always have a prom outfit, y’know, just lying around.

Naturally I use these lessons each and every day.

Last updated November 11, 2020

Barbara Bad November 11, 2020

😂😍 I laughed until I cried and then cried until I was sick at the brass band bit last time I watched it. (This was admittedly more to do with a fight, PMT and another use I have for that song in my life than the movie I've seen 25 times!)

Also you missed one out... Fancying a 17 year old boy in your 40's doesn't automatically make you a pervert!

Midorinokaeru Barbara Bad ⋅ November 15, 2020

I would say it's okay if the youngster in question is the same age as you in reality and you're simply ogling an earlier version whom you've quietly loved since you were both teenagers... of course it's a bit more complex with Heath because he only lived to 28, but that's my general rule.

Ferret Mom November 18, 2020

This is incredibly clever. :) Bravo!

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